The Slippery Fuck. Yessssssssssss…!
Wes and I had a sex date on Sunday afternoon, and it was AWESOME! But only because I was totally prepared this time.
After discovering I’m allergic to latex condoms, I did some research on the web and discovered Trojan’s line of “Supra” condoms. These are super-strong, super-thin, and made from polyurethane for women who are allergic to latex condoms.
Alrightyyyyyy!
But even though these condoms are lubed, I wanted more lube. After the pussy-burn the latex condoms gave me I wanted to be on the safe side this time. And can you blame me? Feeling like you’ve got a carpet burn on your pussy is NOT fun, let me tell ya. It was just too weird to be gushing cream like I usually do, yet the condom burned like I was dry as the desert. A Twilight Zone experience for sure. Shivers!
So when I went to CVS and bought the condoms I also picked up a package of “KY Liquibeads.” According to my computer research, this lube is supposed to keep you wet and slippery for up to 4 days.
Alrightyyyyyy!
30 minutes before our sex date I went into my bathroom to insert the Liquibead. It’s the same size as the bead of one-day yeast medicine I used when Wes gave that to me back in June (Yeesh!). So I already knew the trick to inserting it. I did the same with the Liquibead: I rubbed a light film of KY jelly on top and then inserted it. Or tried to. But for some reason it wouldn’t budge.
Huh?
After a few more unsuccessful tries (which were beginning to hurt) I took a look at it and realized the minute it made contact with my warm pussy the bead got sticky like glue. Ah-ha. That must be how it attaches itself to my vagina so it won’t fall out. Gotcha. So I added another thin layer of KY to it. And for the next five minutes I tried everything I could think of to get it in. But it wouldn’t budge.
Huh?
I even stuck my finger (which is the same size as the bead) in my pussy with no problem. I mean, what’s the deal here? I can get a man’s big dick in my pussy, but I can’t get this much smaller bead in?
Huh?
Finally, in frustration, I put a BIG glob of KY on the bead, and it slid right in with no problem. Okay, now I get it. LOL
The reviews of this product on the web said I needed to wear a panty liner after insertion, which I did. It’s supposed to melt immediately and get kinda messy. Sure enough, a few minutes after I finally got the thing inside me I started oozing lube like crazy. Yeah, I was a slippery slide for sure.
Alrightyyyyyy!
Turns out Wes liked the Supra condoms, too. They’re much thinner than the latex condoms, so his sensitivity was greatly increased. But I’m really glad I decided to add extra lube with the Liquibeads. Even though the Supra condoms come pre-lubed it’s so minimal it’s almost nonexistent.
Anyway, by the time I jumped on the bed and flashed my pussy at Wes I was dripping wet, and he slid in with no problem. The condom did burn like the latex one when he entered me. But the minute he pulled back and started thrusting the pain completely disappeared.
Alrightyyyyyy!
I can’t tell you how GOOD it felt. Yowza! I screamed one O after another through that slippery fuck. And when Wes finished, it was another screamer for me.
We both laughed when he pulled out. No rips in the condom (well, it was as thin and clear as a sheet of plastic wrap, so I wondered, ya know?). Best of all his semen was in the tip of the condom and not in me. Yay!
So it looks like we finally solved the toxic semen issue, and we’re back to mind-blowing sex again.
Alrightyyyyyy!
Wes was so happy he surprised me with a gift. When he dashed out afterwards to buy a sub sandwich for his dinner he also brought back a two-person sweet potato pie from Publix. Sweet potato pie is this Southern Belle’s fav, but I only eat it at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Okay, I don’t bake.
Well, I can’t do everything!
No doubt about it. By the time Sunday evening rolled around both sets of this slut’s lips were very happy.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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