The Uber’s Largest Sex Organ
I had major fun shopping yesterday. I’ve been looking for something black, lacy, and sheer (oh, how I love anything black and sheer!!) to finish up my sexy Witch costume for the booksigning on Halloween (Samhain). Couldn’t find anything at the mall on Monday, so I thought I’d try Target yesterday. No luck there either. When I walked out of Target I noticed TJ Maxx was two stores down. I rarely find anything there, but I thought I’d give it a shot. Bingo! I found a gorgeous black, lacy top on sale. Totally sheer and just purrrrrrfect for the outfit I have in mind. Of course, for the booksigning I plan to wear a silky shirt beneath it. But I’m thinking I’ll take it on a "solo" test drive with the Uber before then. Can’t let all that sheer fabric go to waste, ya know? Yeah, he’ll love it. *naughty grin*
Speaking of the Uber, I’ve been trying to get him to use visualization more often while I’m experimenting with new techniques from the pickle book (gotta love that book!). Once again, if you’ve missed the posts a few weeks ago about the pickle book, it’s called Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing by Dr. Sadie Allison.
Did you know the brain is our largest sex organ? And in men the area of the brain that causes the pituitary gland to release sex hormones is twice as large as that same area in a woman’s brain. Seriously. So that’s why they say men think about sex every 60 seconds. It’s just a brain thing. Of course I think that’s also true of oversexed women. Love those sex hormones. My brain must be releasing a boatload of them every day! *lusty grin*
Anyway, because the Uber is an Uber he stresses out all day long over just about everything. So I’ve been trying to get him to do more visualization during foreplay to relax his totally stressed brain. Let me stop right here and say I don’t believe this is an issue for women who read erotica and romance novels. Trust me. We have PLENTY of visuals to sexually stimulate our imaginations. Dear Goddess, all I have to do is look at the mini posters I printed out of my character Wynn (the ones hanging in my office that make the Uber snarl when he sees them), and I am good to go. Especially if I zero in on how well his tight leather pants fit. Yowza! Okay, I digress….
So you can imagine how shocked I was to learn the Uber doesn’t do this. I don’t even think visualization has occurred to him. In fact the man doesn’t even have many sexual fantasies. Can you see where I’m going with this? Oh, yeah. Time to create some "visuals" for the Uber to dwell on during playtime. Maybe I’ll start with that sheer back top I bought yesterday (*licks my lips*). My, oh my, am I going to have fun with this sexual fantasies thing, or what?!! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Entries (RSS)
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
My Uber doesn’t have many sexual fantasies either! I thought that was strange when I first found out, because I thought everyone had a fantasy of something they wanted to try, an outfit they wanted to wear, etc…
But my Uber just doesn’t have many at all! There are a couple, but nothing major.
I have DEFINITELY tried the visualization thing on him. I love how it works. What I do, is when I’m starting to seduce him, I tell him all the naughty things I want to do to him, and I tell him to imagine me doing it, to imagine what it’d feel like etc…
It works like a charm. He’s putty in my hands after that!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I’m glad to hear that. I mean, I have a BIG fantasy life with all the pics of yummy guys I drool over. So it seemed strange to me that the Uber didn’t have any. His few visualization fantasies have to do with boinking me. Which is good, but we just need more visuals on that count. *naughty grin*
At any rate, I thought it was just him. Now I know yours is like that too. So it must be an Uber thing, huh?
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)