Those Horny Little Brain Cells of Mine…(shakes my head)
I totally freaked in the shower Sunday morning. I blame it on the fact that my missing brain cells have not returned from their vacation at the beach yet. From what I hear those horny little critters spotted a yummy guy with long black hair and narrow hips. Yup, he even has a pair of black leather pants he wears when he goes out at night. They’ve been following him around like a pack of eager puppies ever since. Oh, well, I can’t blame them. I mean, they are MY brain cells after all. I’d do the same thing (and have before), and we all know it. *naughty grin*
Anyway, back to my panic attack in the shower. Yes, in case you’re wondering, I did scream. No, my husband didn’t hear it and freak, too. It happened because I have so much going on in September that for the last week I actually thought it was September. On Saturday I thought I’d completely forgotten someone’s birthday the first week of September. This is something I’ve never done before, so I’d quickly addressed a card to mail to that person. In the shower on Sunday I was thinking about my next booksigning on September 6 at Waldenbooks. That’s the first week of September, too. You know what that means. Eek!! I thought I had missed one of my own booksignings, thus the panic attack. Fortunately, sanity returned a few minutes later, and I realized it was only August. Now August has never been my fav month of the year, but it is now! I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy for it to be August. No kidding.
Gee, those brain cells of mine really need to return soon, ya know? Looks like I need them more than I thought. And if they bring Mr. Black Leather Pants back with them, hey, you’ll hear no complaints from me. Yowza! I guess it’s true what they say about acorns not falling far from the tree. Especially if the tree is as oversexed as I am. *lusty grin*
Speaking of black, the black Oscar de la Renta babydoll was a MAJOR hit on Friday night. My husband mentioned how much he liked it at least five times. Black is definitely his color in sexy lingerie. Nice to know I have a good excuse to buy more. Big fun!
And speaking of my husband, he was driving down our street yesterday morning when I was on my way back from my errands. We stopped and rolled down our car windows to talk for a minute. Kinda. He told me he had just finished lunch at his fav sub shop and had stopped by to check the mail. I’d been listening to Journey all morning (no surprise there), and Steve Perry had whipped me into such a horny frenzy all I could think about on my way back to my office was how in lust I am with my husband’s body. And then suddenly there he was in front of me. Sensory overload for sure. My brain was so clouded with lusty thoughts I couldn’t think of a single thing to say to him. Seriously. I just smiled at him like a crazy person when I realized all my remaining brain cells had gone south to the nether regions of my body. I did manage to blurt out I’d been thinking about him all morning. That put a big smile on his face. Of course if he knew EXACTLY what I’d been thinking about he would have driven away faster than he did when another car came down the street a few minutes later. Or he would have threatened me with Viagra. Again. All I can say is those brain cells of mine need to come home soon, or I’m going to get myself into all kinds of trouble. On the other hand, if it’s lusty trouble, that sounds good to me. Maybe I’ll just tell my vacationing brain cells to send me a postcard when they get a chance. And maybe a pic of Mr. Black Leather Pants. Now that’s a plan….. *wicked grin*
xoxo
(c) Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
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(c) Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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August 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
First off, that is one of the funniest things I’ve heard, thinking it was an entirely different month!!
I did have a dream once, it was incredibly vivid and my brain thought it was real for awhile. Basically what happened is in my dream I was skipping class and I was upset because I didn’t want to skip class. I woke up thinking I had skipped class the day before and thinking it was a completely different day than it really was!
Well, best of luck to you in September!
I love that you and your husband have been married for 29-30 years (can’t remember which) and you guys are still so HOT for each other! That’s really amazing.
I hope to have that kind of marriage someday. I think it would be awesome!
Congrats!
August 12th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
LOL
You are so funny 
It sounds like something I would do…freaking out about missing appointments that have even come up yet!
So, black lingerie works
Good for you 
Now you know what color is best 
More shopping fun 
Did it last longer than 8 seconds this time?
Sounds like your brain cells are having an enjoyable vacation! Hope they come back soon
August 12th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Thanks! We’ve been married for 29 years (June 30), and I dated him for a year before that, so I have known him and his dangly parts (wicked grin) for over 30 years. Did you meet my husband at my last booksigning? He got there around 3:30 or so after leaving the golf course. He had G.L. cracking up. Well, he is a hoot. Sooooo Uber for sure.
Yeah, hotness doesn’t die with age. It’s kinda funny about us. I’m going to write about it in my blog post tomorrow. Yeah, I hope you do find a marriage like that. It takes a TON of work because marriage isn’t always easy, especially with an Uber-Alpha. But it is so worth it! *big smile*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 12th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Yeah, as soon as I got out of the shower I grabbed that birthday card out of my mail bag, so I wouldn’t send it a month early, and make a total fool out of myself. What a hoot!
You will be happy to know the lingerie did stay on me longer this time, about 5 minutes, because I made him “open the package” (naughty grin). I mean, that’s part of the fun, right?
I hope so, too. I could have used those brain cells today. Lots of publisher paperwork to work my way through this week. Although I do hope they bring Mr. Black Leather Pants back with them. My, my, what fun that would be! *lusty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 12th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
No, I didn’t get to meet him, but I’m very interested to see what kind of man you’ve been married to all these years.
Especially since it sounds like my boy toy will probably be a lot like your boy toy many years from now. And knowing you, he has to be top notch. I know you wouldn’t settle for anyone!
Will he be at the next signing?
August 12th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Ha! He’s definitely one of a kind. Cracks me up! He so Uber he always tells me if I didn’t marry him no one would have. Probably true. Of course I am an Omega and an Empath, and that is the perfect match for an Uber-Alpha, because Omegas absorb the anger from an Uber and neutralize it. That means I have spent the last 30+ years laughing my head off at him, much to his dismay. *big smile*
I don’t know if he will be there or not. I’ll know a few days before. He plays golf on Saturdays and belongs to two courses, so depending on which one he plays at on that day I’ll know if he can make it to the signing and when. At any rate I’ll let everyone know as soon as I know.
Hope you get to meet him. He’s a trip for sure!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 13th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Well, that DEFINITELY sounds like my boy toy. If I don’t marry him someday, I’m not sure that anyone will. ha ha!
I hope to meet him!