Would it surprise anyone if I told you I’m FED UP with Alpha men at the moment?!! 

I didn’t think so.

Well, I am.  Totally and completely fed up.  Turns out I was right in my blog post last week.  Obviously, aliens had invaded Wes’s bod when he said all those sweet non-Alpha things to me.

Unfortunately, it appears the Mothership left Columbia rather quickly, because on Wednesday Wes proceeded to say some incredibly mean Alpha things to me.  Then he did it again on Thanksgiving.  Argh!

True, he realized immediately after he said them what he’d done, and that he was in deep doo-doo with me.  But you know what I said?

“TOO LATE!!!”

Thus, I’ve written off all the Alpha men in my life.  I can’t think of a single Alpha man who has been kind and considerate to me lately, so they’re all in the same deep doo-doo as Wes.  Oh, yeah, I’m freakin’ fed up with Alphas!! 

And speaking of Wes, he said these things to me too late in the day for me to hop in my car, crank up Aerosmith really LOUD, and visit some of my friends at the mall.  I call that “Plan A,” and it always restores my good mood. 

Instead, I had to go with “Plan B,” which involves dumping all the Alpha men in my life and spending some time glorying in myself.

It’s funny but this latest “Wes incident” reminds me of something I said to one of my Wiccan friends last week.  We were talking about going with the flow and trusting the perfect will of the Goddess to guide us.  Even when all hell breaks loose, it’s just the next step on our path taking us to greater good (painful as that step might be).

Once again, that’s true of this recent Alpha thing.  It made me realize I’m looooong overdue for some “Laura Appreciation” from the Alphas in my life.

Why?  Because the Alpha men in my life have a tendency to take me for granted every 3-4 months.  Then it’s up to me to give them a wakeup call.

Okay, it’s my own fault, and I know it.  I’m just one of those perpetually happy Betas, ya know?  I can’t help it.  I’m positive, perky, hard-working, easy to get along with, not moody, and ALWAYS ready to fuck.  What’s not to like, right?

And that’s the problem.  What they say about the squeaky wheel getting the grease (attention) is the truth.  Since Betas aren’t Drama Queens (in other words, we don’t “squeak” 24/7), Alphas tend to take us for granted.  They figure we don’t need any attention.  In fact, they get to the point where they don’t even talk to us politely anymore.  They forget we’re human just like everyone else. 

Here’s a newsflash for all Alpha men: Beta women have hearts and emotional needs, too.  YES, WE DO!!

So when the Alphas in my life get to the point where they think they can run all over me and it’s okay (NOT!), then it’s time for me to pull back and glory in my own private “Laura Appreciation” party. 

Hey, I highly rec this for every woman, especially all those sweet, happy Beta women out there.  True, it’s wonderful to get strokes from the men in your life.  But you’re not gonna get that many from Alpha men.  Sorry.  It’s just a fact of life.  So you need to develop the habit of becoming your own cheerleader and glorying in your wonderfulness.

How?  Pull back, Beta women, emotionally and verbally from those Alpha men who’ve been taking you for granted, and let them live without you for a while.  Throw your own private appreciation party.  Then surround yourself with nourishing girlfriends and have a blast! 

Trust me.  It won’t take long for your Alpha men to get the message and see the error of their ways if they care about you.  Why?  Because a Beta woman is the light of an Alpha man’s life, and Alphas adore us for it.  When we remove our dependable, consistent, happy, perky presence, life is darker and not as much fun for those intense Alphas, and they freak.

But for some bizarre reason they keep forgetting how important we are to them.  Thus, the need for periodic reminders from us. 

Argh!  Can you say frustrating?!!

So if you’re an Alpha man in my life, I’m putting you on notice.  Your ass is grass as far as I’m concerned.  This Sex Goddess is gonna be busy for a while throwing a love-fest for herself until further notice.

And guess what?  You’re NOT invited….! 

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
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