Twisted Pleasure? True. But Not for Me!!
Wes and I had a sex date on Sunday afternoon. As you know, we’re entering the world of condom sex this summer, because the ph of Wes’ semen is now toxic for my bladder. Bummer.
Okay, it’s been 31 years since I’ve had condom sex. But you know me. I prefer to look at every challenge in my life as an "adventure" rather than an obstacle. So I was psyched and ready for this one. *horny grin*
That afternoon when I walk in the bedroom, I’m armed with the new "Twisted Pleasure" condoms, a box of tissue (the lube on this one is really greasy, like lotion or something), and a trusty tube of KY just in case.
Wes has taken half a Viagra, so after 5 minutes of foreplay we’re both ready to fuck. Yowza!
I slip the condom on his delicious dick, jump in bed, and flash my hungry pussy at him. "Come and get it, big-boy," I purr.
Hey, I’m excited. These condoms have tiny ridges on them that are supposed to enhance sensitivity for both of us. Works for me! And because of all the lube on the condom, Wes slides in with no problem. So far so good…
But when he starts to move inside me it burns.
Huh?
I had several Os, one right after another like I usually do. And some got a shout or a growl outta me. Yeah, they were good ones. So TP definitely works in the pleasure department. No doubt aboutit.
But even though I’m gushing cream after that first O, the condom still burns like crazy as Wes pumps in and out of me. In fact, it feels like I’m dry as hell, which I’m not.
Huh?
"How do you feel?" I ask Wes, wanting to see if he’s having a weird experience too.
"I’m not feeling much of anything." he grumbles, sounding exasperated. "How do you feel?"
"It’s burning like crazy," I groan.
"I’m sorry," he replies. "Do you wanna quit?"
"Please," I beg, grimacing. The pain after 4 orgasms just isn’t worth going for number 5.
This reminds me of what I read in BDSM novels about how wonderful "pleasure-pain" is supposed to feel. Hurts so good, and all that. Not. Once again, this experience just confirms I’m totally into "pleasure with no pain."
Wes pulls out immediately and collapses on his back, ripping off the condom. "I’ve gotta finish," he says, pumping his shaft.
"I’d suck you off," I volunteer, licking his nipple, "but who knows what’s in that lube, and how yucky it might taste, ya know?"
"No kidding."
Wes finishes quickly, and I grab some tissues to clean him up.
"That was like a 10-minute fuck, wasn’t it?" I muse, wrapping my bod around him like a pretzel as I nuzzle his neck.
"You’re being generous," he grumbles. Then he turns and kisses me. "At least you hadsome Os, right?"
"Oh, yeah," I reply, "but my pussy is burning like fire." No kidding. I feel like I’ve got a nasty carpet burn down there. "I guess this means I’m one of those women allergic to latex."
Who knew? But thank goodness for KY. When I got up I applied a generous amount, and it doused the raging fire in my cunt, soothing those burned tissues. Two hours later I felt like myself again.
Well, looks like "Twisted Pleasure" will give a woman plenty of Os. The great reviews on the web weren’t exaggerating. But I don’t recommend TP for women who are allergic to latex. Horrors!
After dinner I got online and researched polyurethane condoms. These are the ones for women who are allergic to latex. Turns out Trojan makes some called "Supra."
Hmm.
That means I did some naughty shopping yesterday. And I had a blast! I’ll tell you about it later.
Stay tuned…
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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