Welcome to the “Planet of Lust”
This has been an interesting week for me. On the plus side, I’ve met tons of new readers/fans of my novel series. One even called my books a balm for his soul because of my refreshing outlook on life and sex. On the negative side, I received an email on Thursday calling my novels porn, junk, and something that should be hidden under the mattress.
Ha! What was my response to that slam? I laughed like crazy. Of course.
Actually, this reminds me of a discussion we’ve been having in one of my Goodreads sex/erotica groups. We’re talking about how many in our society give words like wicked, bad, and dirty a negative meaning and associate them with sin or shame when it comes to sex.
I guess it’s no surprise bad, wicked, naughty, dirty, etc., are some of my fav words. Oops! I left out slut and kinky, so I’ll have to add those, too. You know how much I LOVE those words! And while we’re at it, we can’t forget to conjugate my fav verb: fuck, fucking, to be fucked. Yummy!!
I truly exist on a different planet, don’t I? *wicked grin*
Sometimes my readers/fans get such a kick out of me they say I’m evil (in a good way). I tell them, "Nah, I’m not evil. But I am a sin." So we would have to add sin and shameless to my list of fav words, too. I consider all these words a compliment when applied to me. Really.
Wes got a good dose of this on Tuesday. I had to stop by Waldenbooks that morning to talk to the manager about my booksignings in April, May, and June. Guess who I saw when I walked in the door? Wes. No kidding. He was buying me a Valentine’s gift. You should have seen his face when I called out, "Hey, good-looking!" and he turned around. It was priceless! He had just bought a Borders gift card for me (which I received this morning in a sweet valentine).
Anyway, I walked out with him when he had to leave and go back to work. And then I snuggled up to him in the middle of the mall for a goodbye kiss, since I needed to go back in the store and talk to Mimi about my booksignings.
Wes narrows his eyes and asks, "What are you doing, darlin’?"
"Getting a kiss," I reply, tucking a strand of long blonde hair behind his luscious ear. Dear Goddess, I LOVE his hair!
"Not in the middle of the mall," he warns. He’s afraid I’m going to grind my hip into his cock like I always do when I kiss him. "No one wants to see us kissing in the middle of the mall."
When I don’t look convinced, he adds, "None of these people want to see me giving you a passionate tongue kiss in the middle of the mall."
I smile mischievously, like the slut I am, and reply, "And this is supposed to discourage an exhibitionist, how?"
You should have heard Wes groan. Ha! How the man constantly forgets my fav kink continues to amaze me. He ended up giving me a light peck on the lips, and then hurried away before I could do more damage.
I know. No one is safe from me. I think the planet I live on is called Planet Laura. If you hang out with me long enough they send you a ticket in the mail. To qualify you need to be a shameless, oversexed slut. Sounds like major fun, doesn’t it? Trust me. It is. *lusty grin*
Happy Valentine’s Day!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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February 15th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Oh you scarlet woman.
Actually, I can kind of understand why people would call it porn, because it’s like sitting in the room watching two people getting busy. But as long as it’s not too kinky (as it doesn’t involve animals, rape or anything that would make you want to hurl) anything goes.
Seriously, why does porn have to be a bad thing?!
February 15th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I know. I’m shameless and LOVE every “scarlet” minute of it!!! LOL
That’s the thing. There is a difference between porn and erotica, especially the kind of romantic erotica I write. And you will find it in the writer’s guidelines at all the erotica publishers. They don’t allow many of the things you find in porn, like violent sex, rape, sex with a child, golden showers, bestiality (unless the hero is a shapeshifter), etc. Plus, there really isn’t much plot or romance to porn.
I have always said oversexed people need an outlet. Women tend to read erotica. Men tend to watch porn. I see nothing wrong with any of it.
But then I do exist in that slutty realm called “Planet Laura”… *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)