Wes Meets Raoul. Yikes!!
Finally, after three looooooong weeks, Wes was recovered enough for us to set a sex date for Sunday afternoon.
Yessssssss….! Okay, I was really excited. *horny grin*
Plus, Wes had been to his doc to learn the results of his latest tests. What can I say? The man is totally into running tests on Wes and does so every few months. Anyway, it turns out Wes’s testosterone levels are still way low. So his doc told him I needed to shoot Wes up with 2 mls of testosterone every three weeks now instead of once a month. Hey, works for me! *sex-obsessed grin*
“I know it’s a few days ahead of schedule, but dontcha think I should give you your shot on Saturday night?” I ask last week. “That way you’ll have a full tank for our sex date on Sunday.” I waggle my eyebrows suggestively.
“Do it on Friday night,” Wes replies, chuckling. “I wanna make sure it has time to kick in by Sunday.” Okay, Wes is looking forward to fucking me, too. Cool!
But on Sunday, Wes could only get semi-hard, and that was after taking half a Viagra.
Rats!
“Dash downstairs and take another half of a Viagra,” I suggest, spreading my legs and flashing my dripping wet pussy at him. Hey, there’s a lot to be said for encouragement, ya know? Besides I was ready to be FUCKED!
He does, and fifteen minutes later his flagpole is as hard as steel.
Alrightyyyyy!
I can’t tell you how good it felt to have a steely dick inside me again. OMG! Nothing like being impaled on a realllllly hard dick, ya know?
“Yesssss!” I scream when he pounds me from one G-spot O to the next. I swear it felt so wonderful I didn’t know if I would survive some of them. Yummmmmmy!
“I love fucking you,” Wes chants, thrusting into me fast and steady. “This is great. I’ve got lots of sensitivity even with this rubber.”
Yeah, he was having a blast and finished with no problem. By then I was almost comatose from so many Os. Looks like at 57, a whole Viagra is the ticket for Wes these days. Hey, works for me! *sex-obsessed grin*
After we both recover we dive under the sheets to cuddle, since it had been cold and rainy all day.
“So you had lots of Os?” Wes asks, nuzzling my neck.
“Oh yeah,” I reply, while he rolls me over to lick my nipples. “Nothing like a really hard dick.”
Wes laughs against my breasts.
“You think I’m kidding, dontcha?” I wrap my legs around him as he continues to suck my tits. “You have no idea how GOOD it feels to be impaled on a reallllly hard cock.”
That got him. He laughs so hard he rolls over on his back. “That’s NOT something I ever want to experience,” he replies.
“You’re missing out,” I tease.
“I doubt it.”
“Maybe in your next lifetime you’ll be reincarnated as a woman, and then you’ll know how fab it feels.”
Wes shudders. “I do NOT wanna be a woman.”
“Oh, you’ll love it,” I assure him. “It’s fantastic being a woman. Take my word for it.”
“I know you like it, darlin’.” He wraps me in his arms and kisses my cheek. “You have a lot of fun doing woman stuff.” (I guess he’s referring to my new black suede boots I raved about that morning…LOVE them and got them on sale, too…Yay!).
“But I like doing guy stuff,” he continues.
“I wonder if I’d like being a guy?” I ponder, moving his long blonde hair away from his neck so I can nibble.
Wes chuckles and rolls me over on my back to suck my nipples again.
“One thing I would LOVE is the peeing issue,” I continue to muse.
“Huh?” He stops worshipping my tits and looks up at me.
“Ya know. How you guys can just whip out your dicks and pee anywhere. No tissue or toilet needed.”
“True,” he agrees. “It’s a handy thing.”
“If I were a guy I’d be a tomcat,” I decide. “That would be fun.”
Wes frowns. “So you wouldn’t be married?”
“Oh, no,” I reply. “I’d play the field and love every minute of it.”
“Or you could just fuck Roxxxxy,” he suggests, grinning slyly.
“OMG!” I exclaim. “You actually read my blog?” Wow, color me SHOCKED!!
“Yeah,” he replies, gathering me in his arms again. “I’m on your newsletter list, and you send out those blog notices every week now. When I have the time I read them.”
“Yikes!” I exclaim. “I figured you never read my blog, so I could get away with murder on there.”
“I’ve noticed,” he says, shaking his head. “Everyone definitely knows how kinky you are.”
“Duh. That’s a given.”
“I’ve been meaning to ask you something,” he continues, stroking my back. “Who is Raoul? And why do you like fucking him so much you think a male sex robot should be named after him?” I hear a low, Alpha growl starting. “Huh????!”
Damn, I’m in trouble now… LMAO!!
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January 27th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
LMAO….gotta ask….did you introduce Wes to Raoul? Did they get along? or is Raoul missing a couple of batteries? Oh and 'Hello Wes, how ya doing?'
January 27th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Are you kidding? Wes hates Raoul. However at the moment he is more concerned about Kevin Cornell decorating my Twitter profile. Yes, I was so pleased with it I did show him last night. Wicked of me, I know. But Kevin just gives him another excuse to shout at the top of his lungs about how anxious he is to get rid of me and the cats. Yeah, I'm really good at making Wes happy like that. lmao!!
January 27th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
its good for them…..LMAO….David doesnt like my background on my laptop either….I dont understand why not…Its only Andy Whitfield as Spartacus….so he's half nekkid and waving a BIG sword so the problem is what I ask? I tell him to get over it and he is more then welcome to put any nekkid womanof his choosing on his computer…he can be such a baby
January 27th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I love the way you think! I'm actually considering showing Wes the video I have of all the Kevin pics posted in the "Notes" section of my Fan Page at FB. That will probably finish him off. Wes, I mean. BTW, is Playgirl still around? If so, I also wanna subscription to that mag for my b-day coming up in April. lmao!!!
But don't worry, Wes fans. I'll make it all up to him when he finds me wearing those new nipple clips I bought from my shop. That should wipe away any thoughts of getting rid of me and the cats. Actually, it should wipe away all the thoughts in his big head. Period. As it should be.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Playgirl is still around infact you can get the online version…now how do I know that? hmmmmm…uh oh…if Wes has been reading your blog then he knows about those nipple clips you ordered….I'm surprised he isnt waiting on the front porch for the UPS man….or is he?
January 27th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
He hasn't mentioned the nipple clips yet. I think he has selective reading. Ya know, just looking out for any kind of "competition" he might have, like what guy his slutty wife is drooling over lately in her blog. lmao!
Cool about Playgirl. Tell David you want that too, and it's all my fault. No wonder he loves me so much! lmao!!
January 27th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
David gave up a long time ago getting upset over who was on my screen saver .He finally said 'whatever makes you happy and you dont bring them home'…only took him 30yrs to get to this point but hey he caught on….
January 27th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Wes does kinda the same thing. He has me on a looooooong leash (that tends to stretch by the day…funny how it does that…must be all the pulling I do on it *lol*). But he says: I can look all I want, but don't touch. Actually, that's his rule in real life for me. In cyberland I've got no leash so I'm FREE!!!! Uh-oh… lmao!!
January 27th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
LMAO…uh oh is right !!!
January 28th, 2010 at 12:35 am
Am glad to hear you and Wes are back in the swing of things. Sounds like you two had a fabulous sex date! That was a looooong time to wait you poor thing! LMAO.
January 28th, 2010 at 12:55 am
Thanks, Cynthia. I know. If it weren't for Raoul in the shower I wouldn't have been able to make it. lmao! BTW, Wes told me at dinner tonight he read this blog post. Know what he said? He said: "Now everyone knows I had to take a whole Viagra!!!!" Too funny. Alphas. What can ya say?
January 28th, 2010 at 12:58 am
Did you tell him we know that and a whole lot more???? LOL
January 28th, 2010 at 1:09 am
*LOL* That's what he's afraid of and why he has never read my blog before until now. He also said it's a good thing none of his customers know about my blog. The funny thing is a few do, and they LOVE it! They think it's hysterical. They also think Wes is married to a lunatic. Duh. *delusional grin*
January 28th, 2010 at 1:21 am
these alpha guys are really clueless most times….dont even get me started on my alpha or alpha sons…I am starting to believe that my alphas are not the sharpest tool in the shed….
January 28th, 2010 at 1:34 am
Maybe it's because they think they know all that they don't realize they DON'T know all about women. They say they don't. But sometimes their actions say they think they do. Not!
Speaking of the two Alphas in my life, I got a very sweet email from my Alpha agent. Just what I needed after a bizarre afternoon. lol
January 28th, 2010 at 3:16 am
Well 1st of all, I did not know that play girl is still out, 2nd wow you can get it online (holy cow), 3rd i just love the way you two get along. As for Kevin, he is good to look at but its so nice to have the warmth and LOVE of the man that comes home to you every day. As for a sex date, I am thankful Tim wants to have them after being together for 25yrs. Got to Love a man that thinks you are still beautiful after all these years and all the kids. So as for the Alpha, yes that is so fustrating at times, but other times that Alpha is soooo GOOD!!
So i love to read that your Alpha thinks you are the sun shine in his life. Ok call me crazy if you want but that is what i get when i read about you and Wes.
January 28th, 2010 at 3:24 am
Thanks, Beach! You are so sweet! Nah, you're not crazy at all. You're a sweet, romantic woman crazy in love with her Alpha man. Wow, that is totally awesome!!
January 28th, 2010 at 3:38 am
OK the alpha came out to play and he said that i am romantic but he did know about sweet. Then he laughed his ass off. Dont you just love when you can be all mushy and the alpha just laughs (NOT)!!!
January 28th, 2010 at 4:05 am
Uh…what was that you said about the Alpha being sooooooooo GOOD? Let me get this straight. Is that when he decides to act nice? Or is that when he's laughing at you? Not!!! lmao!!!
January 28th, 2010 at 11:36 am
yes LMAO to that !!!!!
January 28th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Ain't that the truth! roflmao!!!