What is a Sex Date?
Today, I’m meeting one of my best friends in Columbia at the mall for lunch. It’s time for our annual "Christmas Lunch" to exchange Christmas gifts. No kidding. We were both so slammed in December we postponed it until February. Well, that’s better than last year. In 2008 we had to do this lunch in June. Really. Now you know how insane last year was for me (LOL). At any rate, I’m hoping to get some sexy panty shopping done before and after I meet Temple. Hopefully, I’ll be able to cruise Victoria’s Secret and Belk. Don’t worry. Whatever I buy, I’ll tell you all about it on this blog tomorrow. You know I will! *naughty grin*
Okay, now for the subject of this post. Occasionally, my blog readers ask me about the sex dates Wes and I have every week. Like, what are they? Yeah, I know. The concept of a "sex date" is unusual for married people. And the fact they happen in the afternoon is stranger still.
But it’s like this. Wes has a mild case of sleep apnea. But it’s bad enough to really mess up his sleeping at night. Before he was diagnosed, he would wake up every five minutes and flip in his sleep. Sleeping with him was like trying to sleep on a trampoline. Not fun. So I finally gave up and moved into my office, where I sleep on a cot. Yeah, you guessed it. I’m one of those lucky people who sleeps like a rock all the way through the night.
He was tested several times at the Sleep Center, and they gave him one of those sleep apnea machines (C-pap) to use at night. Have you ever seen one? He looks kinda like an astronaut when he’s strapped into it. A plastic mask fits over his face, and lots of straps wrap around his head to hold it in place. The mask is attached to a large tube which fits into a machine that sits next to the bed. The machine pumps air into his nose and mouth all night long. That way he won’t wake up a million times because he isn’t getting enough air to breathe. But it’s so LOUD it took him months to get used to sleeping with it on, even though he’s healthier because of it.
That means even though we have a very active sex life, we never sleep in bed together at night, which is when most married people have sex. Instead we have spontaneous sex all over the house every week. Mostly in the bathroom, because I like to I jump him after he gets out of the shower. Yummy! A clean, sparkly man is such a turn-on, ya know? But I digress…
Anyway, for that reason we make "dates" to have sex in bed, since it’s so unusual for us. And those sex dates last for an hour or so, making them very intense and lots of fun. In fact, Wes always goes to the gym a few hours before one of our dates to get physically "ready" for it. Even so, he usually kids me about trying to kill him with sex after a sex date. Hey, it’s not my fault I have the energy level of an 18-year old! *lusty grin*
Now you know what a sex date is. It simply means we’ve agreed to meet at a certain time in the afternoon (usually on Sunday) to jump in bed and fuck like wild rabbits until we’re both too exhausted to move.
YOWZA! Makes me horny just thinking about it. Hmm. Time to go find Wes for some "spontaneous" sex. Check ya later…..!! *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)
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