Whatever it Takes to Keep My Wife Horny
If you’ve been reading my blog for a while you know classic Journey songs with Steve Perry drive my libido to new heights (lusty grin). And you also know the Uber likes Journey, and he sings Journey songs to me occasionally. Here’s why.
We all know Journey is considered "chick music" by some men. So it came as no surprise when the Uber told me his buddies make fun of him every time he plays a Journey song on the jukebox at the bar he goes to after work.
When he told me that, I askedhim what he says when they give him a hard time. He replied, "I tell them they’re idiots. I like Journey with Steve Perry. Plus, it makes my wife horny. End of conversation." Sounds just like an Uber, doesn’t it? ROFL
Then he tells me there is a guy on talk radio who also slams Journey as chick music. Last night the Uber says, "I ought to call in one day and tell him my name, and that I’m 6′2", weight 240 pounds, and I like Journey." I smile and reply, "If he asks why, would you tell him it’s because Journey makes your wife horny?" He gives me an Uber grin and says, "I might."
"What if he makes fun of you for liking Journey because I do?" I tease. The Uber snorts and replies, "Who cares what he thinks? Whatever makes you horny makes me a happy man."
And there you have it. Now you know why the Uber feeds my Journey addiction. I mean, there’s a Journey CD in my car and the same CD in his car and a DVD of Journey concert clips and music videos in the house. I’m surrounded by Journey and Steve Perry all day long. And it’s definitely one of the reasons why I’m so horny 24/7. Is the Uber a smart guy or what? *naughty smile*
Speaking of the Uber, he has an appointment with the heart doctor this afternoon. She wants to run some tests on him, so they can figure out how he ended up in the hospital with atrial fibrillation last week (hey, not my fault! *LOL*).
He also has a bunch of questions he wants to ask the doctor. You can bet I added some questions to the list he’s bringing with him. And you guessed it. They all have to do with sex. Mostly, I want to know how far I can push him sexually without putting him back in the hospital.
See? I can be a good girl. Sometimes. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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October 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
LMAO! How far you can push him sexually! He definitely sounds like a boy-toy there! Hope his appointment goes well today
Jason would fall under the same category about whatever it takes to make his wife horny. He’s been known to watch girly movies or tv shows or listen to music I like just for the sake of great sex
He’s easy 
October 21st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
You’re absolutely right. He is my boy-toy, and always has been. In fact when we are out, and I have been talking to other people and then come back to the group of people he is talking to, I’ll rub up against him and purr, “How’s my boy-toy?” Everyone laughs, and the grin on his face is priceless. He LOVES it. LOL
Once one of my friends told me a boy-toy is technically a younger man. And since the Uber is five years older than I am, he can’t be a boy-toy. Nah, as far as I’m concerned, a boy-toy is any good-looking man you use for lots of hot sex. Yup, that would be the Uber! *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 21st, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Bah! Boy-toy can be any age. I guess boy-toy is better than being called a sex-toy which is what I call the husband at times. He has been known to call me that (and a few other choice titles) so it evens out I figure.
For me, any good dance song like Def Lepard’s “Pour Some Sugar on me” works. The husband doesn’t understand why dancing like that works (he doesn’t dance in public), but he enjoys the benefits and is more than willing to put the music on for me.
Wishing you and your husband the best!
October 21st, 2008 at 5:13 pm
My sex-toy. Love it!
Great to hear from you! Wow, I like that….sex toy. I mean, you know from reading my blog how fond I am of sex toys in general. Cool suggestion. I’m going to use it on the Uber. He will freak. And then he’ll start giggling. Love it!
That Def Lepard song is awesome. Good choice! The Uber hates to dance in public, too. But I make him anyway, and for hours. Major fun.
I have a feeling the way you and I dance is rather illegal. Ya know, kinda like we are having sex on the dance floor. Shaking our hips in a thrusting kinda way. Gets the guys every time. I’m such a tease, but I have so much FUN! *naughty grin*
Wishing you and your husband the best too!!! Thanks for stopping by.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 21st, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I think Boy-Toy does not have to be a term for younger man. I like your definition much better
In my case though, my Boy-Toy is younger but I definitely use him for lots of hot sex!
LOL…I had to go shopping for new jeans yesterday. You should have seen the look on Hubby’s face when he noticed the difference between old and new jeans! The old ones the butt area was sagging down to about my knees! The new ones fit very nicely
(Yep, I am down a dress size now!!)
And I finished Call of the Witches…review coming soon. I am trying to get a bunch of stuff done before I leave on Friday for my trip to VA
I promise to have it done and posted before I leave…I loved it (but you already knew that!)
Hope you are having a great day
October 21st, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Awesome news about your new pants!! Congratulations!! I know exactly how you feel. Wonderful to walk around without your pants falling down all the time now, isn’t it? Good for you!!
Well, I had HOPED you would like “Call of the Witches,” and I’m thrilled you did!! Post your review on Goodreads too. It will get a lot of viewing there. I’ll be sure to post a comment, and that will send it to the homepage of my 700+ friends there for more viewers. Big fun!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)