When You Least Expect It….Expect It!

This morning after the alarm went off, Wes threw back the covers. Much to my delight, his cock was standing straight up out of his boxer shorts like a long, thick flagpole. Yummy! Before he could blink I pounced on it. Of course. *lusty grin*

"When you least expect it….Expect it!" That’s what my friend Mark (a talented abstract artist) said one day in an email when we were talking about boxer shorts. Mark has gone commando for decades, but I said I love for Wes to wear boxers around the house, because his cock falls out at the most delicious times. And of course I must take advantage of it. Can’t let a prime opportunity like that pass me by. I mean, we all know how much I love cocks. Yeah, that’s a given. *naughty grin*

Oooh, this reminds me of an incredibly hot pic Lori posted in the singles group at Goodreads yesterday. It’s a close-up of a woman’s tongue licking a gorgeous cock. A drop of precum is dribbling down the bulbous head. Hmm. I keep thinking how fabulous that pic would look blown up to poster-size and hanging in my office. Of course it would probably make me hornier than usual. But what doesn’t, right? Oh, well, I digress….

Back to boxer shorts. They’re on my mind today, because I had planned to buy some for Christmas for my ex-husband (who shall remain nameless), because several pairs of his landed in the rag bag this month. But now that we’re divorced, forget him. I’ll buy boxers for Wes instead.

And you can imagine how good a pair of boxers look hanging off Wes’s slim hips. Makes me squirrelly just thinking about his lean bod. Also makes me want to rub all over it like a cat in heat. Then I could slip my hand inside the easy-access flap in front and curl my fingers around his thick cock. Maybe give it a squeeze before I have my wicked way with it, like I did this morning when it popped out and saluted me. Yummy! But I digress…

Anyway, I’m off to the bookstore this morning. So many of my readers/fans have bought signed copies of my novels directly from me this month that my inventory is getting low, and I need to stock up. What can I say? They love the naughty personalizations I write in the front of each book when I sell them direct. I know. I’m such a book slut. *naughty grin*

While I’m at the mall I plan to hit the men’s department at Dillard’s and buy more boxers for Wes for Christmas. As you know, I always buy gifts for my husband that I like. I mean, why should I buy something they like when everything is all about me anyway? Duh!

There are so many good things about being married to a Gamma like Wes. One of them is the fact that when his cock falls out of his boxers he doesn’t bat my hand away like my ex-husband (who shall remain nameless) usually did. Nope. Wes likes to spoil me with his cock. My, oh my, how I love this guy….

Okay, now I’ve done it. Cocks are on my mind after writing this post (gee, what a surprise *LOL*). I think I’ll print that cock pic out poster-size for my office before I dash off to the mall this morning.

Yeah, this is definitely going to be a cockalicious day. Mmmm….I can just taste it. * lusty grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

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Anonymous Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Wes

;D
You are SO good at this…
Your new husband must get your creative juices flowing! And I know what you’re thinking–don’t say it!:)

auntee

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Re: Wes

You know me too well, Auntee. Yeah, Wes gets all kinds of “juices” flowing. Yowza! *naughty grin*

Best of all my divorce was an amicable one. My ex-husband is THRILLED to be rid of me. No big deal. I mean, I can’t even remember his name now, ya know? ROFL

In fact I feel kinda like Martin Luther King when he said: “Free at last! Free at last!!!” *wicked grin*

And my marriage to Wes is the best I could ever ask for. Why are you not surprised? LOL

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

joeehartley Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

Boxers

Laura,

I don’t wear boxers, they tend to creep up on me. I do however have several fantasies involving me entertaining neighbor women while I am only wearing boxers. That must be good for something right? LOL

-Joe-

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Re: Boxers

Joe, you know you can’t tell me that without telling me at last one of your boxers fantasies with these women, right? So spill!!! My inquiring mind wants to know. *naughty grin*

jan1228 Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Hot Pic

Laura PLEASE tell me which GR group Lori posted to. I’ve got too many perv-a-licious ones to keep up with all the postings *HA HA*

Oh, and since you’ve cast off the Uber(who shall remain nameless) can I play with him? *wink*

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Re: Hot Pic

It’s in the “Erotica Discussions for Single Adults” group. Hot pic of the day for Wednesday. You will love it!!

By all means, you can play with my ex (who shall remain nameless). Just be careful. He growls a lot, and not in a friendly way. LOL

joeehartley Says:
December 18th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

It’s summer and warm. My wife has decided that she doesn’t like the dirty shorts that I wear all of the time. She buys several pair of boxer shorts for me. They are the baggy type and new and stiff.

“I don’t like these” I say, “they are too stiff and uncomfortable, I like my old soft shorts”

She takes them, washes them with too much bleach. “To soften them up,” she says. She also rips out several of the threads to give them that worn look.

She gives them back to me saying that she wants me to wear “at least in the morning” she says.

They are very comfortable, but a little worn in spots. I’m wearing them the next morning at the kitchen table drinking my morning coffee. Our neighbor knocks at the back door and lets herself in. “Morning “ she says, “I came over for some coffee”.

She is wearing a tight pair of shorts and a very thin tank top with a low cut neckline. It was at least one size too small.

“You are looking very good this morning, “ I say.

She responds “thank you, your wife said that you deserved some ‘eye candy’ and I know how much you like looking at my breast”.

My jaw hit the table when my wife said, “don’t be rude. Get up and give her a hug and a good morning kiss, then get her some coffee”

I had a bulge in my boxers, but nothing was showing as I got up and walked towards her. I gave her a chaste kiss and put my arms around her.

I was not wearing a shirt and as she moved her chest against mine. I could feel the warmth of her breast and the sudden throbbing between my legs. I popped out as she pressed her groin to mine and squirmed. “That feels good,” she said as I disengaged to get her a cup of coffee.

She sat next to me at the table and I was not able to tuck myself back into my boxers until I calmed down a little. The three of us chatted at the table about our plans for the day. All the while she was stroking my inner thigh and touching just enough so that I wouldn’t be calming down for a while.

Sorry that I took so long. I never had to write out one of my fantasies before. Hope that this is enough to give you an idea of the fantasy that I was referring to. I do have others, but they will have to wait. LOL

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Awesome, Joe, I loved it!!! Thanks for sharing!! See ya at the group! *naughty wink*

daalmonette Says:
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm

Shoot me now!

LAURA!!!! I did a bad bad thing! Well, not so much bad as silly..lol..I switched browsers and didn’t transfer my RSS feeds (LIKE I KNOW HOW LOL!) and so I got way behind on reading your blog daily. Until you sent me your newsletter this AM I still hadn’t reminded myself to go and hook the feed back up. That said…TOTALLYH lovin you and Wes congrads…yes THAT pic was ins prising and to Joe…nice comment =D. Can you pick a few particularly naughty days and let me know which ones to read? For now. I’ll catch up eventually. I am putting the feeds back now…grrr…

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Re: Shoot me now!

Thanks, Kenjii! Glad you’re enjoying the posts about my new wedded bliss. Yeah, Wes is totally YUMMY!

How long ago did you change browsers, so I will know how far back to go back to pick out some of the more naughty posts you missed???

daalmonette Says:
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm

about two weeks ago=)

Anonymous Says:
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:04 am

you are a naughty girl

read your blog tonight…you are a naughty girl…but then so am i…enjoyed it

laura_stamps8 Says:
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Re: you are a naughty girl

A naughty girl? Yeah, well you know I am. Glad to hear you are too. It’s just so much FUN, isn’t it?!!

I’m thrilled you enjoyed my blog. Happy reading!

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