Whew! Saved by My Felt-tip Pen
Everyone knows I’m crazy about the photo of my character Wynn that Ja’niece photoshopped for me, right? If you missed that blog post it’s the one titled “Wynn…Is the Man HOT, or What?!!” Yeah, he is TOTALLY hot (lusty grin)! And you all know I printed out two mini-posters of Wynn, and hung one over my desk and the other above my computer. Well, my husband came into my office yesterday morning to give me a goodbye kiss before he left for work. He looked over and saw the poster of Wynn hanging above my computer. Now it’s not like I didn’t tell him about these posters weeks ago AND showed him where I hung them AND he’s been in my office many times since then. But being an Uber-Alpha, he just dismissed Wynn at the time, thinking no one looks as good as he does. Typical Uber.
But yesterday morning he looks at the posters and says, “Hey! You’ve got that guy hanging over your computer AND your desk. But you don’t have any pictures of me in your office.” Oops! Major boo-boo. Suddenly my brain cells are scrambling for a good excuse, and I reply,” Honey, that’s a photo of Wynn, ya know, the character in my series.” My husband starts making growling noises like Ubers are prone to do. He looks at me like he doesn’t believe me, so I quickly point to the poster and say, “Look, I even wrote his name, WYNN, at the bottom of the poster. See?” Whew! Once again my trusty felt-tip pen saved my butt. My husband grumbles, “Okay, but he’s short.” HA! The man has legs a mile long in those delicious back leather pants. No way is he short. But I let my Uber think so to soothe his ego.
However, because I’m no longer in the doghouse over these posters, I add, “Yeah, but I just LOVE his yummy narrow hips and flat stomach in those black leather pants. Honey, just think. If you lost 20 pounds your belly would be flat again, too.” To drive my point home I walk over and stroke the poster right over Wynn’s narrow hips and dangly parts. Then I make a little purring sound.
My husband narrows his eyes and gives me one of those eat-dog-poop-and-die looks Ubers are famous for. Then he stomps out of my office and the house. I laughed so hard I had to bend over and hold my stomach.
Hey, I’ve tried everything I can think of to get the man to lose that front porch of his (waaaaay too many burgers, steaks, and fries). But an Uber’s mind works in bizarre ways. I gave up trying to figure it out years ago. Maybe that mini-poster of Wynn will give my husband the push he needs to regain his flat stomach. Who knows? But it’s worth a shot. I mean, stranger things have happened in my house, ya know?
In the meantime, I’m thinking about making a poster that says, “I Live to Torment Uber-Aphas.” Well, it’s true!!! I know. I can just see his face when he notices that one. It’ll be priceless. *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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August 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
baaaaaaaaad girl. Now that is nice
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Hi, Rozonda!
I know. I’m a bad, bad girl. And I have no remorse either. None whatsoever. Which makes me just what you said…realllllllly baaaaaaaaaaad…and loving every minute of it! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 24th, 2008 at 12:44 am
LOL
You are hilarious!! You really are tormenting him, aren’t you? I am sure it’s lots of fun though 
Hope you are enjoying your date tonight 
August 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Thanks, Melissa! Good thing my husband never reads my blog, right? ROFL
Yeah, my date last night was SMOKING HOT!!!! The special feature on that babydoll was a hit, and I had so much naughty fun I didn’t want the date to end. But I don’t want to kill my husband either, so I had to quit at some point. Still, can’t wait to jump him again. What can I say? I’m a lust-addict and loving every minute of it. *wicked grin*
In fact my blog post on Tuesday is going to be about the benefits of being a lust-addict. You’ll love it!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
August 25th, 2008 at 1:34 am
You know that little belly/hip rubbing poster tease just might do the trick. That and putting a picture of Wynn on your side of the bathroom mirror. {wicked Grin} Hubby will be 20 pounds lighter in no time!!!
Ja’niece
August 25th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I really have to agree with you. And unless you HAVE an Uber-Alpha, you just can’t know how much fun it is to mess with them!!
I LOVE it!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAA!!! I get the same look from my hubby when I drool over a pic of Hugh Jackman!!!