White Lingerie? Ain’t NEVER Gonna Happen!
This week a thread was started in one of the sex groups I belong to, asking if we act as pervy and oversexed in real life as we do in the group?
No doubt about it. I am what I am, whether I’m talking to you online or in person. I’m just a positive, energetic, oversexed slut. In fact I’m even worse in person that I am online. I know. Hard to believe, but true. *wicked grin*
However, what you may find surprising is my appearance. I look like I’m 30-something, have the same figure I had in high school, and my voice is soft, Southern, and very young. I sound like I’m 15. No kidding.
And I don’t dress like the vixen I am. Instead I wear jeans, boots, and a cami or a pretty t-shirt. I’m particularly fond of flora prints, embroidery, and sequins. Yeah, gotta have my sparklies! LOL
It’s only when you talk to me that my dirty mouth and mind give me away. The way I look certainly doesn’t.
Of course beneath my clothes you know exactly what I’m wearing, right? Sexy lingerie. Love it!
This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with one of my cyber guys. He has a thing for white lingerie (Eew!). We did a fantasy thing where he took me shopping at Victoria’s Secret and picked out all the lingerie he wanted me to wear.
When he got to the white stuff, I had to let him know my opinion on the color white. Like it ain’t NEVER gonna happen!
White isn’t even a color as far as I’m concerned. It’s a non-color. It symbolizes innocence and purity. Hey, nothing innocent or pure about me, ya know? Yeah, white gives me the shivers just thinking about it. Horrors!
Same for beige and pastels. Talk about BORING. Total yuck.
Give me COLOR in sexy lingerie. The sluttier the better. Like black, fuck-me red, purple, hot pink, leopard-prints, and lots of black lace. Now we’re talking! Non of those non-colors for me. Eew!
So if you ever go lingerie shopping with me, avoid white and pastels. You won’t find me there. Instead look for the racks and tables full of bright, slutty colors. That’s where I’ll be!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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