Sex, The Whole Picture: The Ultimate How-To for Lovers
My goodness, I had fun yesterday! At the post office I picked up several checks, including a nice royalty check from one of my publishers. My "to-do" list for all the stuff I’ve fallen behind on (while I was trying to make the deadline for my latest erotica novella) has grown to fifteen items. Yikes! But I knocked out two of them yesterday. Yay!
Before that, I ran some errands in the monsoon rain we’ve been having the last two days. My first stop was the mall and Waldenbooks. Borders emailed their weekly coupon to me that morning, and this time I knew exactly what I wanted to do with it. When Melissa and I had lunch on Wednesday, she’d found an awesome nonfiction sex book in their bargain books section. Well, you know how much I love my sex books, so I went back yesterday and snapped that one up. I’ll tell you more about it in a minute.
But as I was checking out I heard Sears was having a sale on sexy lingerie. Whoa! Off to Sears I went and snagged a gorgeous, sheer, black babydoll at a yummy low price. My, oh my, the Uber is going to love this one. *lusty grin*
Okay, back to the sex book. It’s called Sex, The Whole Picture: The Ultimate How-To for Lovers. It’s not only packed with great color pics of all kinds of boinking positions, but the last third of the book is nothing but sex info. 294 pages of sexy fun for sure! Last night I got about halfway through it. I didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know, but I did read things in this book I have learned from experience and never seen in another sex book, which is totally cool. Here are two of those things:
1.) Did you know you can give yourself a clitoral orgasm with your clothes on? Oh, yeah. All you have to do is press down rhythmically on top of your clit with 3 of your longest fingers, over and over again, using light but firm pressure. Within seconds you’ll start to feel a delicious vibration in that lovely sex organ. And before you know it….wham!…an instant orgasm. And you didn’t even have to take your pants off or touch naked skin. Cool, huh? Try it. You’ll like it.
2.) Did you know the more you think about sex, the sexier you’ll feel? And the sexier you feel, the better sex will be. Hey, who does that sound like? Yup, yours truly! As you all know, this is my motto for life. I don’t get angry. I don’t worry. I just think about sex all the time. If you do that, you’ll purr through life just like me. One of the wonderful side effects of adopting such a targeted focus is you’ll feel great in your body all the time. It will affect the way you stand and the way you walk and everything about you. I noticed it when I was walking in the mall yesterday….how incredibly comfortable I feel in my body. I just glide through life like one lusty sex machine. It’s great. Try it. You’ll like it. Really!
Okay, let me run. I’ve got more sex book reading to do, and I haven’t even hit all the sexual info in the last 1/3 of the book yet. Major fun! In the meantime, do something deliciously naughty this weekend. Hey, you know I will!! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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November 15th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Y’all excuse whilst I pootle off to my bedroom to try that mmm???? Amd I’m definitely going to try the second tip, too. Sounds like a good philosophy for life and one I can certainly employ in the job…Sort of don’t get mad, get horny, I suppose.
November 15th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
And effing hell it didn’t render me anonymous, either!
November 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Isn’t that a hoot?! We were just emailing about the sex attitude/focus the other day too. Wild how that happened! And, yeah, when I read that I thought about you and your totally cool new job.
Okay, let me know how the self-servicing goes. Trust me. You’ll love it!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Annie, I can always count on you and your computer giving me my first big laugh of the day!!! ROFL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)