Sex Trivia From Supersex….Yummy!
I know. I’ve been raving about Supersex (the nonfiction sex book by Tracey Cox) ever since I bought it a few weeks ago. BTW, don’t you LOVE the cover?! Yeah, another awesome photo by John Davis. That man is amazing. Anyway, the sex trivia in Supersex is so tasty I just had to pass some of it along to you. For instance, did you know… 1.) The size of a man’s balls tells you whether or not he will be a faithful lover/husband. Hmm. Interesting. It seems the bigger his testicles are the more sperm he has and the more he will be lead by his libido. That is actually a scientifically proven fact. Really. Of course, you know what this means, right? When my women readers send me links of yummy nude men with long hair (bet you didn’t know they do that, did ya? *wicked grin*) the second thing I look at now is the size of their testicles. And some of these guys are HUGE. Wow! I honestly never noticed that before, because I’ve always been preoccupied with the first thing I notice. Ya know, that delicious dangly part. And some of those are HUGE too. Wow! But I digress…. *lusty grin*
2.) The better a man’s natural scent smells to you the more compatible you are genetically as a pair. Yup, we are back to one of my fav subjects. Human sex pheromones. Love them!
3.) Bald men have stronger sex drives because lots of testosterone causes hair loss. What?! I’m ignoring this one. LOVE my men with long hair. Period!
4.) A low testosterone level makes your guy irritable, sleepy, and not interested in sex. See? And you just thought he was getting old and cranky (LOL). Maybe his doctor should do a testosterone test on him at his next physical? Couldn’t hurt.
5.) It takes about 20 minutes of oral sex for a women to climax. Wow. That’s a long time! Hmm. Of course, I’ve never put a clock on it before. I’ve always been kinda busy, ya know? *naughty grin*
6.) You should always marry someone with a similar libido. If you’re oversexed, find an oversexed guy. If you aren’t the frisky type, find someone who isn’t frisky either. Gee, now you tell me!!! LOL
7.) What should you do if you are oversexed and your husband isn’t? Masturbate. A lot. It’ll take the edge off. Trust me. I know.
8.) The best lovers are hedonists. Whoa! Who doesn’t know that? But how do you spot a hedonist with his clothes on? Watch how he eats. If he savors his food and murmurs with satisfaction over every other bite, he’ll do the same thing when he’s eating you for dessert. On the other hand, if he can inhale a cheeseburger and fries in record time, he’s most likely a slam-bam-thank-you-ma’am kinda guy. Do yourself a favor and dump him. He’ll be lousy in bed, more attuned to reaching the finish line than enjoying the ride.
9.) Dancing is sex standing up. I said the very same thing the last time I went dancing in September. A man with great rhythm when he dances or walks is going to send you to the moon when he starts thrusting inside you. And what does this remind you of? That’s right. My blog post about Blaine back in June and the guy in the mall I followed like a puppy. If you didn’t read that one, here’s the link to it http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com/1652.html
10.) When you meet a man who uses a variety of kissing techniques and doesn’t put a stopwatch on your make-out sessions, follow that guy home like a puppy, too. Trust me. He’ll make it worth your while. When the Uber and I were first dating, we had make-out sessions that would last for two hours in his car. No kidding. The man is the best kisser I’ve ever had the pleasure of locking lips with.
Okay, now I’ve done it. Talking about the Uber and his amazing lips always makes me horny. Where is that guy?! I need to find him and take advantage of his lips and other yummy body parts (wicked grin). Check you later……
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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October 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Where is the Uber…?
Hey Laura–As long as you don’t have to chase him down on the golf course!;D
auntee
October 30th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Re: Where is the Uber…?
Auntee, you’ll be happy to know I already “got” him. He made the mistake of stopping by my office this morning after my blog post went up. He wanted to show me a cat pic that was in the newspaper. Yeah, I took advantage of his lips and that fav body part shamelessly. You know I did. *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 2nd, 2008 at 1:53 am
When my women readers send me links of yummy nude men with long hair
There’s this site I stumbled on right, which would be right up your alley. Like seriously. This site is dedicated to naked guys. The first time I came across it, I was like…*Mouth agape at all the photos of naked men.* Like about 160 photos. It still boggles my mind thinking about it, for real.
You’ve actually got me saying all sorts of things in public forums that I would never have otherwise said. *Grumbles*
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Of course I am! I’m a sinful influence on everyone I meet. And no grumbling allowed because I know you are loving it (ROFL). Just the other day Auntee was shocked at something she said, and she then blamed it all on me. Of course. It was totally my fault, and I loved every minute of it. *naughty grin*
Hey, not fair!!! You can’t tell me about a site with 160 naked men and not give me the link. What are you thinking??!!!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 2nd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Actually, I sit corrected, it’s more like 1600 men.
November 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
And having a quick look at those photos, can I just say, way-hey, celebration of pecs, abs, biceps and…(possibly photoshopped) man parts. Who knew that people actually expended so much effort looking for photos of naked men to post on a website?
Anyway. The website mostly caters to gay men, so there’s some photos of, um…men getting to know each other really well, and it contains photoshopped material which may offend. In saying that, you’re a big girl, so check it out
Dunno if there are any long haired men there, I don’t tend to spend much time there. And if you tell anyone, I will deny any knowledge of this site. *Denial!*
November 2nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Wow! Yeah, I think there was some photoshopping for sure. Still that is quite a site! And how did you come across it again (no pun intended…well, maybe *naughty grin*)???
Okay, I can hear your denial all the over here. ROFL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
*Blushes* I was google image searching someone, I can’t remember who and they turned up…here…on this site.
And also, it confuses me as to why those guys are so calm about it all. You know, like, “So honey, how was work?”
“Well stripped naked, got hard, showed off male parts. Normal average day, until you went all normal on me and asked how was work.”
Hope you’re enjoying it in any case…
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
You crack me up! Nothing “normal” about most of those guys. They’re HUGE! Yeah, enjoyed it A LOT. Thanks! *naughty grin*
Now here’s a link for you that one of my raeders sent me (and a personal fav site of mine).
http://www.geocities.com/hunkoftheday2002/HunkPage.html
For the nude pics click on the “Uncensored Hunks” button. Have fun! And I know you will. LOL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
November 3rd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Well…no. But then again, most of them are porn stars, so it’s understandable. I doubt viewers of porn want to have to magnify their screens to see the action. And also, it would be horrible if the receiver of the male parts went, “Wait…can I start fake moaning yet?”