The Cock/Finger Connection
Happy Birthday to me!! That’s right. Today, I turned 52. Wow, there must be some mistake, right? I mean, I always feel like I’m 18. And some of my friends accuse me of acting like it, too. Oh, well. Not my fault. Like I’ve said in earlier posts, reality slam-dunked me when I was 12, and I’ve been avoiding it ever since. Being delusional is much more fun. Just ask me! LOL
Wes gave me a Borders gift card first thing this morning. And we’re going out to dinner tonight at my fav restaurant. I actually started receiving cards and gifts from my readers/fans/friends around the country last week (amazing!). And birthday wishes have been pouring in all day today online. Thanks, everyone!! You’re making my b-day verrrrrrry special, and I love you for it. 
Also, for those of you who’ve been waiting for “Sex Magick,” the first erotic novella in the “Rune Witch” series to come out, the wait just got longer. No kidding. I found out yesterday morning the publisher of that erotica ebook series (Forbidden Publications) went out of business two days ago.
Yeah, it was quite a shock. But I’m thrilled to have all three novellas in that series back in my lusty little hands. As soon as I sign a contract with another publisher for this HOT series about Wynn and Noelle I’ll let you know!
This week I’ve been reading more in the book “Sex on the Brain” by Dr. Daniel Amen. And I’m learning all kinds of fascinating sex trivia. For example, did you know you can tell the size of a man’s cock by the length of his ring finger? The higher the testosterone level in a man the longer his ring finger will be. It’s a brain/chemical thing.
Not only that, but the longer his ring finger is compared to his index finger, the longer his cock will be. Really. Men with very long fingers have very high testosterone levels and longer, larger cocks. Men with short fingers have lower testosterone levels and smaller, shorter cocks.
Hmm. So if you’re wondering about the size of a man’s cock, take a look at his fingers. Then compare the length of his ring finger to his index finger, and you’ll have a pretty good idea what to expect when he drops his pants.
Of course this is NOT something a woman addicted to cocks needs to know. Now I’ll be looking at the hands of every man I meet and thinking about the size of his cock. Thanks, Doc, for giving me yet another reason to obsess about cocks 24/7. Yuuuummmmmyyy! Makes my clit twitch just thinking about it. But I digress…
On the other hand (no pun intended…well, maybe *naughty grin*), everyone knows technique rules when it comes to sex. I’ve had all kinds of lovers. Some good, some bad, and it had nothing to do with the size of their cocks. In fact, I remember one lover whose cock was HUGE, and he was awful in bed. Slam-bam, thank you, ma’am. Ouch!
Then there was another lover who had the shortest, stubbiest fingers you’ve ever seen. Yet he could play me like a symphony, giving me one glorious O after another. Yowza! And what he could do with his average-size cock was the stuff dreams are made of. Really. *lusty grin*
So I guess it’s true what women always say: size is nothing without skill. Practice, practice, practice. Oh, how I love it!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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April 2nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Cock size and finger size
I have to disagree with the Doc there. My ex-fiance had average size hands, but his dick would disappear inside his pelvis when soft, and when it was hard, not even the head stuck out. Kinda like a turtle.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Happy birthday Laura!
Keep obsessing about sex for many years to come!
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Happpy BirthhhhhdddaaaayyYY!!!
Great Title, but most Importantly Happy Birthday !!! You beautiful Creature!! May your spirit keep thriving and your energy keep soaring!!1 xoxoxoox LovetteMyDear!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Re: Cock size and finger size
Wow, a turtle cock. Amazing!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Thanks, Rozonda! It is so wonderful to hear from you!!! Much love to you…
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Re: Happpy BirthhhhhdddaaaayyYY!!!
Thanks, Lovette!!!! Love your avatar! I used to watch her on TV when I was a kid. Talk about a sexy vamp!
Of course, my fav role model is Mae West. I even say some of the things she did. And not on purpose…they just come out on their own, much to my husband’s dismay (LOL).
In fact I think when she died she took up residence in my bod. Works for me. Oversexed sluts should stick together, right?!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:13 am
Happy Birthday you Bawdy Woman!!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 am
Just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
Hey (big wave!!)–
Thanks!!! Wonderful to hear from you!! BTW, are you on PaganSpace? If so, send me a friend invite.
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
Amy, you’re so sweet! Thanks for the birthday wishes!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)