WOW! Three Cheers for the Pickle Book!
Guess what? The Uber jumped me last night. What a nice surprise! Yes, before you ask, the Uber jumping me is rare. Usually it’s the other way around. But his dangly part was ready for an encore, I think. So I used the same pickle techniques I used the night before (from the book Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing by Dr. Sadie Allison). Presto! It worked again like a charm. And once again I netted multiple orgasms in gratitude. Gotta LOVE that book! Then you’ll never guess what happened:
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The Uber was nibbling on my neck afterwards, and he says,"Mmm, you smell good. New perfume?"
I figure I may as well confess I’ve been nuking him with pheromones. "Yeah. I switched to Realm for Women two months ago." I purr a little. "It’s a special perfume."
"Well, I like it," he replies. "What’s so special about it?"
"It’s got human sex pheromones in it." When I don’t get a response from him I add, "They make men horny."
He looks at me and grins. "Do you think it’s working?"
"What do you think?"
He gives me a lusty smile and goes back to nibbling. "I’d say it is," he replies.
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Mmm, me too. What a great week this is turning out to be. Sex every day so far. Yeah, I could get used to this! *wicked grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
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September 24th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Sexy dialogue
Now you see Laura, that pillow talk would be ‘purrfect’ for one of your books!!
Auntee:)
September 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Re: Sexy dialogue
Hi, Auntee (big wave!)–
Yeah, there was so much to it this time I couldn’t do it in paragraph form like I usually do in my blog posts about the Uber. So I structured it like the dialogue in one of my novels. Glad you liked it! And as you know I am a dialogue junkie when it comes to sexy dialogue in my books, so it was major fun to do it that way (wicked grin).
In fact I have a treat for you that you will LOVE! I’m going to send you a PM about it at GR now.
Great to hear from you at my LJ blog. I love to see your blog comments!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (purrrrrring today)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
September 24th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Now I’ve never tried this, but I read somewhere if a woman dabs the juices from here vagina behind her ears, cleavage, wrists and other pulse points, apparently it’s supposed to have the same effect…
September 24th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Dear Goddess, I love that!!!! Yeah, it should have the same effect since it is full of human sex pheromones. I’m going to try it. You should do it, too, even if you don’t have a BF right now and see if you turn men’s heads when you walk through a room.
I did a lot of study on perfumes with sex pheromones in them, and some of the stuff is amazing. One woman went into a bar with a bunch of men. She didn’t wear any makeup, had on baggy sweats, her hair in a ponytail. Just looked as unfeminine as she could. BUT she dabbed a really strong sex pheromone perfume behind her ears and on her wrists before she went in. She couldn’t smell it, but she was surrounded by about 10 guys in 30 minutes, some of them verrry good-looking. Amazing!
So that stuff would be as strong as vaginal juices. Okay, you have to do this and let me know how it works. You are brilliant!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
September 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Well…I figure anything in the name of research…will keep you posted.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Ha! Works for me!!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)