My friends will be thrilled to hear I didn’t work on Christmas day. Yay! Aren’t you proud of me? *LOL* In fact Wes just texted me a few minutes ago and said: “Had a great Christmas with you! Xoxo.” What a sweet guy, huh?

Anyway, at 11:00 on Christmas morning we had reservations at a fabulous holiday banquet at a local hotel, where I ate tons of delicious food (yes, I did!). Then we came back to the house, and I crashed in the Sleep-Number bed with the kitties and an erotica novel. My plan was to read and nap until we went back out to the new Sherlock Holmes movie at 4:00.

Instead I fell asleep almost immediately (no laughing from my friends *LOL*). But when I woke up I was incredibly horny (no laughing, remember?! *LMAO*).

Before I forget, this is my last post for this week. Some of my friends have been bugging me to take Christmas Day off. So I am. Since it falls on a Friday this year that means there won’t be a Friday blog post. And my “Hot Hunk for Friday Humping” will go up on my “Laura Stamps” fan page at Facebook on Saturday.

Sound good?

Okay, I spent some time last night reading articles written by mistresses and adulterous wives on a few porn sites. Don’t freak. Adultery is NOT my thing. But it was kinda weird how these wanton women sounded just like me. I’m serious. They did.