First, an announcement. If you’re not on my email list (and why aren’t you? *LOL) and you come to this blog every week to read my blog posts, then I’m sure you were surprised when I didn’t post on Monday.

That’s because I mentioned in the February issue of my newsletter last week that I’m making a change on my blog. I’ve been working 7 days a week until 2:00am every morning on “A Vampire’s Kiss.” It’s coming along beautifully. But after keeping this schedule for 2 months I’m having a hard time knowing what day it is. They’re all the same now and kinda blending together. So I made a decision last week. I’m deep in the novel at this point, which means my brain cells are not always happy about switching gears. I’ve decided instead of posting on my blog every Monday/Wednesday/Friday, I’m just going to post on Tuesday and Thursday of each week. That will give me an extra day to work on the novel and should help me finish it on time. But don’t worry. The people on my email list will still get email notifications from me on Tuesday and Thursday when the blog posts go up. There will just be two every week now instead of three.

Okay, back to the subject of this blog post. I was talking to my agent last week, and I mentioned Wes had been complaining about how expensive it is to have good sex after 50.

I had a fab conference call with my agent and Alex on Friday afternoon. Then my agent called that night to discuss a contract he’s working on for me.

In the course of the conversation he says: “When I tell people about you, I always say you’re the most honest person I know.”

I laugh and thank him for the compliment. “Well,” I reply. “I am what I am. What you see is what you get with me. I’m the same in person as I am on the web.”

“I know,” he agrees. “I admire that about you because it’s so unusual.”

Thanks, everyone, for your positive response to “Laura’s Naughty Sex Shop.” Yay!! All of you definitely made my day with your awesome comments at my website and Facebook.

It was a lot of work, but also major fun gathering the cool stuff I’ve raved about in my blog posts in one convenient place for my readers. Of course, many of those items brought back memories.

Like the nipple jewelry and clips.

 The weirdest thing happened to me a few weeks ago.  My upper lip got really dry, and no matter how much lip balm, lip gloss, or moisturizing lipstick I used it just got worse.

 
Huh?
 
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Alrightyyyy!  I had major fun yesterday, and I certainly deserved it after working my ass off the last few weeks.
 
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I was talking to my agent last week, and he said I should write a blog post about this, so here it is.  I never understand why people get so stressed.  They must be focusing on the wrong stuff and making life waaaaaaay too complicated, ya know?
 
I mean, think about it.  What are the important things [...]

I woke up full of energy and ecstatically happy Sunday morning.  I think it was due to a combination of things, all of which happened on Saturday.
 
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Sometimes I hear from women who’ve gained a lot of weight for one reason or another as they got older.  Or they feel their breasts are too large or too small.  Or their ass and thighs are too big.  Or their waist is too thick.  Whatever.
 
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As you all know, June 30th was my 30-year wedding anniversary.  But June also marked another important anniversary in my life.  Believe it or not, this naughty blog celebrated its one-year anniversary on June 24th.  Wow!  Time flies, doesn’t it?
 
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