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I’m Such a Greedy Cunt

Laura — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:27:00 +0000

While Wes was slamming into me during our sex date on Sunday, I suddenly realized what a greedy cunt I am.

No, really. It’s true. Sex feels so good to me, I just want more and more of it. I never want it to end.

You know how some people say good sex scratches an "itch," meaning it satisfies that desire? Well, good sex satisfies me, too. No doubt about it. But in my case, rather than scratching that itch it just makes me "itchier" for more good sex.

This reminds me of something I told one of my cyber-sex guys this weekend about how I crave a man’s bod. I do. And when it comes to sex I feel the same way. I crave more and more and more and…well, ya know. *horny grin*

After we recovered from our sex date, I made an organic spinach pizza for dinner. Then we went for a drive to get Wes a strawberry milkshake (his reward for eating one of my vegetarian meals *LOL*).

Of course, I wore out the buttons on his radio, looking for classic rock tunes to groove to. And I found some awesome ones, too, by Uriah Heep, ZZ Top, Zep, and The Eagles (gotta love "Hotel California," ya know?).

But when a classic Journey song comes on I growl with lust. "I’d forgotten how horny Steve Perry’s voice makes me," I comment, while we’re waiting in line at Rush’s for his milkshake.

"How can you be horny?" he asks, staring at me incredulously. "You just had twelve orgasms two hours ago!"

"I’m perpetually horny," I respond, shrugging my shoulder and giving him a lusty look. "Wanna fuck some more?"

"No!" he exclaims, narrowing his eyes. "They make meds for that."

"Now why would I wanna be cured of horniness?" I reply, totally clueless. I mean, what a downer, right?

Just then "Slow Ride" by Foghat comes on the radio, and I completely forget what we’re talking about as I groove to the music. Love that song!!

"Hey, we should go dancing some time," I say, squeezing Wes’s thigh. "I wanna shake my ass to some classic rock sooooooo bad."

"You’ve already been shaking your ass today, darlin’," he replies.

"Where?"

"Between the sheets," he says, giving me a wolfish grin.

True. I did have twelve Os. But you know what? It just made me want more.

Yeah, I’m a greedy cunt alright. Like who doesn’t know that?! *horny grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

Sexy Witches….Oh, my!

Laura — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:02:00 +0000

There are several major themes woven throughout the plots and subplots of my The Witchery Series novels. But I suppose the main theme would be Witchery. One of the things I wanted to accomplish with this series was to show readers what contemporary Witches are really like in 2008. No, we aren’t evil, dangerous people. Those are just myths. And untrue ones at that.

Most of the Witches in my novels are Wiccans. Not all Witches are Wiccans, but all Wiccans are Witches. Wicca is just one of many Pagan faiths. What is Wicca? In its simplest form it is a peaceful, loving, mostly feminist, nature religion. Wiccans are deeply spiritual people who live their faith 24/7 by incorporating it into their daily lives. This isn’t Harry Potter make-believe stuff. Nope. In all of my PNR and erotica series you’ll find the real thing, the kinds of spells, chants, and rituals real Witches and Pagans use to fill their lives with positive energy every minute of the day.

Because most Wiccans are nature-oriented and rather feminist, they also tend to be very sexual people (gee, what a surprise! *grin*). I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch, meaning I spend my days in the company of the Fey, who are also incredibly sensual beings. Okay, now you know why I’m such a horny girl (naughty smile). Unlike some religions, Wiccans consider the female body to be sacred and divine. That includes our sexuality as well. So if you’ve ever wondered what real Wiccan Witches are like in 2008 now you know. Yeah, we’re a lusty group. But, trust me, we enjoy every minute of it!

Guess who was singing Journey songs to me on our way home from dinner last night? That’s right. My yummy husband. And he sounded pretty good, too. I think he misses the Journey CD he’s letting me keep in my car. Of course we all know he won’t be getting that CD back any time soon! After searching several stores yesterday for Steve Perry’s solo album, Street Talk, he ordered it on Amazon last night. Until it arrives I guess he’ll have to sing those songs himself if he wants to hear them. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. Only a brave man would sing Steve Perry songs around a horny Witch like me. Looks like my husband is in for another exhausting week. Yowza!

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my Author blog…updated daily)

My Ideal Yummy Guy

Laura — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:20:00 +0000

I receive this question all the time fromthe readers of my novels, and it was asked again Saturday at my booksigning, so I thought I would talk a little about it here. My readers often want to know if I have modeled any of the yummy heroes in my novels after my husband? The answer is No. All of my gorgeous heroes are fictional. Totally. I did use the notes I took during my husband’s midlife crisis twelve years ago for the midlife crisis Ravena’s husband, Odell, experienced in The Witches of Dixie, but that’s it. So, none of the yummy guys in my novels and novellas are my husband. They don’t look like him, and they don’t act like him.

I always tell my readers that Donnie (in What Witches Want) is my ideal yummy guy. He’s a Gamma (part Alpha, part Beta). Tall and lean with gorgeous, long blonde hair hanging halfway down his back. YUMMY! Can you tell I’ve always had a thing for blondes? Give me a blonde with long hair, and …yowee!…my libido goes into overdrive. I guess that’s because I was lucky enough to grow up in the hippy days of the late 60s and early 70s, when most young, gorgeous men had long hair. My, oh my, it was a banquet table back then for sure (naughty grin!).

My second fav is a good-looking guy with long black hair. Yup, that would be Wynn in What Witches Want and A Rune Witch (the spin-off series with Noelle). That would also be Dray in A Vampire’s Kiss. So all of my ideal yummy guys are in my novels. Think about that for a minute. What have I done? I’ve created a life where I spend all day living in a fictional fantasy world, writing hot romantic and sex scenes with my ideal yummy guys. Is that brilliant, or what?! *wicked grin*

Back to my boy-toy husband. Does he look like my ideal men? Nope. He’s an ex-jock, short hair, tall, dark, and handsome. When he was in his 30s and wore a golf hat everyone said he looked like Tom Selleck in Magnum, and he did. Of course, he doesn’t look like Magnum anymore now that he’s in his 50s. But neither does Tom Selleck. My husband is a very conservative, mellowing uber-Alpha. So what is he doing married forever to an ultra-liberal Faery Witch who writes PNR/Erotica novels and adores Gammas?

Who knows? But I’ll tell you one thing. Yesterday, he gave me the Journey CD. That’s right. The same one I gave to him for our 29th anniversary last Monday. Since then (as you all know) my Journey/Steve Perry obsession has completely whirled off the charts. Not to mention my lust level. So he took pity on me, knowing I’ll have more opportunity to listen to it in my car than I would in his. What a sweet guy, right? Or maybe it was just self-preservation. We both know it’s safer for him if that CD is out of his car, considering what Steve Perry’s voice does to my libido. Have I mentioned how tired my husband is lately? Yeah, the man is exhausted. And the last thing he needs is to give me another excuse to jump his bones. Trust me. The man needs a break. Not that I intend to give him one, but that’ll be my little secret (lusty smile). In the meantime, I’ll be listening to Steve Perry every morning in my car. What can I say? Life is gooooooood!

Steve Perry and My Roaring Libido

Laura — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:38:00 +0000

Today is the day! If you’re in Columbia, South Carolina, today, come out to Columbiana Mall in the Harbison area. I’ll be at Waldenbooks, signing my Witchery Series novels from 1:00 – 4:00 pm. G.L. Giles, the popular vampire novelist from Charleston, will be signing with me as well. And you know what that means? We’re going to have a blast, talking romance, sex, yummy guys, Witches, sex, faeries, yummy guys, sex, and vampires. Did I mention yummy guys and sex? Yeah, we’re going to have lots of girl fun. So come on out. I’d love to see you!

Speaking of sex and yummy guys, ever since I gave my husband that Journey CD for our anniversary earlier this week, it’s been the one playing in his car whenever we go anywhere together. And if it isn’t, I request it. I know. I shouldn’t. As you can imagine it’s driving me CRAZY! My libido is over the top on a normal day, but expose it to a few Journey songs, and it starts to ROAR. *naughty smile*

As if that wasn’t enough, my husband’s fav Journey song is “Foolish Heart,” but it’s never on any of the greatest hits CDs. Not even the one I gave him. I did some research on the web a few days ago and discovered there’s a reason for that. “Foolish Heart” is not a Journey song. Who knew? It’s a Steve Perry song from his platinum solo album ”Street Talk.” Yup, you know what that means. We’re going to have to buy that CD too. That means we’ll have two CDs with Steve Perry’s ultra-sexy voice whirling my libido into orbit. Looks like I’m going to be wearing my bunny slippers 24/7 now (grin). For those of you who aren’t on Goodreads and haven’t heard me use that phrase before it means I’m about to run off into the sunset and have wild rabbit sex. Yeah, really.

Of course, I’m sure I’ll survive two Steve Perry CDs with a big smile on my face. I’m not so sure about my husband though. He’s already pleading exhaustion. BTW, Steve Perry turned 59 years old in January. What? How did that happen? In March he played demos of new material for Journey’s management team. They said his voice is as good as ever. He hasn’t lost a single note with age. I wonder if he still has that long, gorgeous hair? Dear Goddess, I’m in so much trouble! *wicked grin*

My Next Booksigning….Let’s Party!

Laura — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:09:00 +0000

Sounds like something Noelle from my Witchery Series novels would say, doesn’t it? Actually, 99.9% of my characters are complete and total fiction. But I did break that rule to put a lot of myself in the character of Noelle. What can I say? I couldn’t help it. *big smile*

Okay, I can’t believe my next booksigning is coming up this Saturday. When I set the date back in May it seemed soooooo far away. But now it’s here, so that means one thing: time to party! I’ve been doing booksignings for years, and it seems the kind of books you are signing sets the tone for the entire event. In my case I write and sign paranormal romance and erotica novels. That means the people who buy my books (and about half the people who buy my novels at booksignings are men…I kid you not.) are into romance, Witches, Pagans, cats, vampires, faeries, yummy guys, and hot sex. When that’s what’s on your mind, then the atmosphere can’t be anything but rowdy. If we aren’t talking about yummy guys and sex, we’re ogling good-looking men in the mall, thinking about yummy guys and sex. Just goes with the territory. So if you’re in Columbia, South Carolina, this Saturday (July 5th), come to Waldenbooks at Columbiana Mall (Harbison/Irmo) and join the party. There will be lots of laughing, giggling, ogling yummy guys, and rowdy girl talk. Big fun!

Thanks to all of you, who emailed and PMed and posted comments, congratulating me on my anniversary yesterday. It was a blast. It was the first time I’d ever been to a Ruth’s Chris steak house, and it was wonderful. What kind of vegetarian meal did I eat there? Sides of asparagus, potatoes, and broccoli. Yum, yum. Then the restaurant gave us dessert on the house in honor of our anniversary….a big piece of chocolate mousse cheesecake. I usually don’t do sugar, but on special occasions I’m happy to indulge in a few bites. It was a double-yum experience for sure (grin)!

What did I give Carl for our anniversary? Journey’s greatest hits (a CD for his car). We’re big classic rock fans (yes, I consider Journey classic rock because it’s good old stuff), and he has always been a Journey fan. Of course I won’t even get into Steve Perry’s voice. Let’s just say it does something to my libido that is unreal. The man’s voice is S.E.X….plain and simple. I thought it was just me, until I read Kathy Love’s vamp novel Any Way You like It. The hero is a vamp named Ren, who is the lead vocalist for a band in New Orleans. They sing a lot of Journey songs. One of the vamps from her “Young Brothers” series always brings his vamp wife to hear Ren sing because evidently his voice sounds a lot like Steve Perry. Listening to Ren sing Journey songs makes her so horny they usually have to leave the bar after an hour or so. Yup, Kathy Love got that right. Only it doesn’t take an hour for me. Just give me two or three songs, and I’m crawling the walls. Happy Anniversary! *naughty smile*

xoxo
Laura Stamps

Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels

http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)