http://www.erotica-LauraStamps.blogspot.com

And you can still find all my paranormal erotica novels and series at my books site.  That hasn’t changed, cause I love the vampy site for my books! 

http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com

Okay, I’m outta here.  Come see me!!

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And now they are.  Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Dontcha love these hunky covers?  Alex is AMAZING at everything she does for me, and her cover design is no exception.  LOVE these! 

Okay, this is the erotica trilogy that has been waiting, waiting, waiting for two years now at two other publishers.  One publisher went out of biz rather suddenly in March of 2009.  The other one just couldn’t get its act together in 2010 and publish my books.  So Kittyfeather took over, and now Wynn’s and Noelle’s erotic series is live.  Yay!

Here’s what its about:

“The Rune Witch Series is an erotica novella trilogy, featuring Noelle (a feisty alpha Rune Witch) and her HAWT boyfriend Wynn (a sexy shapeshifter).  Wynn and Noelle appeared in two of “The Witchery Series” novels (”What Witches Want” and “Call of the Witches”) as secondary characters.  Now this lusty couple has a series of their own, which takes place during the hot summer months of August and September in sultry South Carolina.  Follow these two as they go from one sexcapade to the next, while Wynn tries everything he can think of to convince commitment-phobic Noelle to marry him.  Good thing he never plays fair (naughty grin).  Keep a cold drink handy for this series.  You’re gonna need it!” 

1.) “Sex Magick: Book One of the Rune Witch Series” ($1.99)

Noelle Wylie is a Rune Witch, and at thirty-five she’s got it all.  This year she bought her dream home.  Then she let Wynn, her darkly handsome, shapeshifter boyfriend move in.  One evening Wynn gives Noelle a book on “sex magick.”  Intrigued, she decides to give it a try.  However, just as she experiences some of the best sex of her life she discovers Wynn has a hidden agenda.  Uh-oh!

2.) “Bewitched at the Beach: Book Two of the Rune Witch Series” ($1.99)

In this erotica novella Wynn is offered a long weekend trip to Hilton Head Island by his vampire boss, Drayton Manigault (from “A Vampire’s Kiss”).  Of course, Wynn and Noelle jump at the chance.  However the corporate beach house where they spend this three-day sexfest may never be the same again!  *lusty grin*

3.) “The Harvest Moon: Book Three of the Rune Witch Series” ($1.99)

After their neighbor, Savannah, has her a handfasting/wedding, Noelle and Wynn are left in charge of cleaning up Savannah’s house.  Of course, all work and no play threatens to make Noelle a cranky girl.  Horrors!  Thankfully, Wynn isn’t about to let that happen, so he seduces her with edible bubble bath, light bondage, sex, sex, and more sex.  Everything is coming up roses for those two until Noelle discovers she’s let the cat out of the bag.  Kinda.  

“Using hot description and erotic romance, Stamps brings to life a funny, new couple with brilliant and smooth writing. Highly recommended.  The Rune Witch Series is a must read!” (Lindsay Allison, Book Reviewer for Thoughts From Lindsay)

“Five Alarm hot! FAB-U-LOUS!!!!! I think my monitor just melted. Stamps is entering Lora Leigh territory now.  I needed a fire extinguisher for this one!  Very, very nice work.”  (Auntee, #4 Best Reviewer at Goodreads)

To read an excerpt from the first chapter of “Sex Magick” go to http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com and click on the button at the top of the button bar that says “The Rune Witch Series.”  If you’d like to buy this series in pdf you’ll find “Add to Cart” buttons for it on the homepage order form and on the order form at the “How to Order” button.

If you’d like to buy this series at the Kindle Store go to:

http://www.amazon.com/s?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=Laura%20Stamps

Enjoy and happy, sexy reading!!

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(HOT Vampires, Shapeshifters, Witches)
laurastamps@mindspring.com
To see all my novel series:
http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
My verrrrry naughty blog:
http://www.LauraStamps.com
My “Laura Stamps” Fan Page at Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Follow me on Twitter at:
http://twitter.com/sexwitch

Just got a contract today from Trytium Publishing.  My ex-agent’s plan was to buy out my publishing contracts with my other publishers and put all my books with one publisher.  A BIG risk for me, but I decided to give it a shot.  That means he bought out my contract for “The Witchery Series” with Trytium last year.

Well, as you all know, the “new” publisher didn’t work out, and we parted ways on May 21.  That meant I finally got the 9 books back that publisher had been sitting on for almost a year.  Three of those books are “The Witchery Series” trilogy novels.  The deal my ex-agent worked out with Trytium was that those novels would never go out of print during the transition phase.  So Trytium has continued to publish them in paperback.  The minute I got all the rights back, I contacted Dave at Trytium, and told him to send me another contract.  That’s what I got today.  So Trytium will continue to publish this popular series in paperback, and Kittyfeather Press will now publish this trilogy in ebook with hunky new covers.  Cool, huh?

When I got the 9 books back in May, Alex and I set a goal of getting all of them published and in ebook (on my site and in the Kindle Store) in 30 days.  I mean, they’ve been languishing at different publishers for two years now, and enough is enough, ya know?!  Yeesh!

So far so good on reaching our goal.  I’ve been working like a crazy woman ever since and have completed final edits on “The Rune Witch Series” and “The Witchery Series” and put them in ebook format.  Now they’re in Alex’s verrry talented hands while she creates hunky covers for them and downloads them on my site in pdf and in the Kindle Store.  BTW, some of you have been asking me if I have a publication date on these two series.  Not exactly, but I can say they will go on sale in the next few weeks.

Last night I finished the first of the three books in my Memoir Series, “Being Naughty,” and sent it to Alex.  So I just have the last two to edit, put in ebook format, and send to Alex (“Still Naughty” and “Always Naughty”).  When I finish those two all 9 books will FINALLY be in production and ready to go.   Yay!

Speaking of the first memoir, “Being Naughty,” I thought I’d run an excerpt from it today.  It’s another one of my naughty memes.  This one is from August 29, 2008.  Yeah, this “Memoir Series” is full of all kinds of FUN stuff!

Enjoy!

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I found this meme at the blog of my saucy friend, Ann.  I usually avoid memes like the plague, but this one appealed to my inner dirty girl, so I thought I’d give it a shot.  To be honest, this was the usual clean meme when I found it on Ann’s blog, but I couldn’t help tweaking and rewriting it in terribly naughty ways. 

What can I say?  The strangest things excite my inner dirty girl.  Or as the Uber would say: “Laura, EVERYTHING excites your inner dirty girl.”

True.  Okay, here it goes:

1.) My uncle is unknown.  I’m the black sheep of my family, so I know very few of my relatives.  Actually, most of them have been warned away from me.  Seriously.  I’m supposed to be strange or something.  Silly rumors.  But what can you do?   *wicked grin*

2.) Never in my life have I smoked a cigarette.

3.) When I was five I was delusionally happy.  But I didn’t realize that until reality slam-dunked me when I was twelve.   Ouch!  I’ve been avoiding it ever since.  

4.) High school was a BLAST!!!

5.) I will never forget losing my virginity, but I wish I could.  Yeah, it was HIGHLY forgettable.

6.) Once I met my husband, my sex life improved drastically.  Yay!

7.) There was a guy I dated in college who couldn’t have an orgasm.  Yeah, it was fun, but after a while it was like ENOUGH ALREADY….JUST DO IT!!!

8.) Once, at a bar, I danced myself silly.  Actually, I did it more than once.  Actually, I did it all the time at any bar I went to and loved it.

9.) By noon I will have been on computer for six hours and still have two more hours to go before I finish answering all the emails from my readers/fans/friends for the day.

10.) Last night I thought about sex and groped my husband (as usual).

11.) If only I had known what I know now I would’ve had more fun.  Although I probably would’ve gotten into waaaaaay more trouble than I did back then, so I can’t complain.

12.) Next time I go to church will be in September when I go to a wedding in Charleston.  Luckily, only the parents of the groom know I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch, so there’s a good chance no one will freak.  Too much.  Or throw holy water at me.  No, wait.  That’s what they do to vampires, isn’t it?  Okay, hold the holy water.   

13.) What worries me most is nothing.  You think I’m too simple to worry, don’t you?  Yeah, you’re right.   

14.) You know I’m lying ….well, lying isn’t my thing.  Of course, I am a Southern Belle, so I will politely gloss over anything negative and do it with a smile on my face.  Trust me.  You’ll love it.  I’m really good at it.

15.) What I miss most about the seventies is the fact that almost every guy had long hair back then.  Now it’s a rare delight.  Although we do have quite a few men with long hair in the Deep South (thank you, thank you, thank you!).  So I’m not complaining.  Too much. 

16.) By this time next year I will have written more erotica novels and novellas.  Plus, I’ll be even naughtier, lustier, and more wicked than I am now.  And, yes, having a great time, as usual.

17.) A better name for me would be The Queen of Lust.

18.) I have a hard time understanding anything that doesn’t involve sex.  Hey, I’m just being honest!

19.) You know I like you if I’m still breathing, because as the Uber says (while he rolls his eyes): “Laura likes everyone.”  What?  Is that a crime?!!!

20.) If I ever won an award the first person I would thank would be Bast, my Patron Goddess.  Yeah, I’m Wiccan through and through.

21.) Take my advice, find a yummy guy, and fuck like monkeys for the rest of your life.  Trust me.  It’s a good strategy.  I should know.

22.) A song I love but do not have is a Journey song.  But I can’t remember the name of it, even though I’ve been listening to Journey and Steve Perry for three months now every day with no end in sight.  His voice reallllllllly turns me on.  Can you tell? 

23.) My ideal breakfast is an organic cashew butter sandwich on whole wheat bread.  Okay, I’m a vegetarian.

24.) If you visit my hometown from May-October you’ll run like crazy for the nearest air-conditioned building.

25.) Why won’t people stop enticing me with memes like this?  I am supposed to be researching oral sex and BJs today for my novels.  But my dirty girl is having too much fun with this meme instead.  Argh!

26.) I’d stop my wedding for sex.  No doubt about it.  Even though my mother would probably freak, because she was kinda in charge of my wedding like moms are when you’re 22 years old.

27.) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach (Is this disgusting or what?…Yeesh!…Who thought this one up, a cat?!!!)

28.) My favorite blonde is Donnie, my yummy hero from What Witches Want.  He could fuck me any day.  All day.  Again, and again, and again, and….well, ya know.

29.) If I do anything well it’s obsess about sex.  Did I already say that?  I can’t remember.  Oh, well…

30.) I can’t help but feel righteous indignation about not much of anything.  I’m too busy obsessing about SEX.

31.) I usually cry when I’ve been drained by a psychic vampire.  Yeah, I’m an Empath.  I have to be careful around vamps.  Where’s the holy water when you need it?!!

32.) My advice to my nephew is follow your heart.  You thought I’d say “follow your cock,” didn’t you?  Hey, I’m trying to be good here!

33.) And by the way you can’t beat GREAT SEX.  Did I already say that?  Oh, well…

Now I’m off to do the work I was supposed to be doing before I got sidetracked by this meme.  That would be researching oral sex and great BJ techniques.  Alrightyyyyy!  *lusty smile*

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
laura@laurastamps.com
To see all my novel series:
http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
My verrrrry naughty blog:
http://www.LauraStamps.com
My “Laura Stamps” Fan Page at Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Follow me on Twitter at:
http://twitter.com/sexwitch

At any rate, I totally appreciate everyone who emailed and bought books to show your support for me and my writing.  I truly have the BEST readers/fans/friends in the world.  No doubt about it!

Second, if you aren’t on my email list then you might not know the 3^rd installment of my smokin’ HAWT serial novel A Vampire’s Kiss came out on Friday.  If you’ve been reading this novel or wanting to read it, dash over to http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com now!  The “Add to Cart” button is up for this issue, and it’s ready to order/download.  Alrightyyyyy!

Okay, I have a treat for you today.  Yes, I do.  One of my awesome book review blog friends, Jodie West of JoJo’s Book Corner, is having a HUGE bash to celebrate her upcoming 30^th birthday.  The bash starts on May 18 and ends on June 16 (her birthday).  She emailed last week and asked me for something to help her celebrate.  I suggested one of my Naughty Memes, and she thought that was a fab idea.  So I went back through the posts on this blog and found one of my Naughty Memes from October 2008. I updated it for her (okay, I get more wicked with every year…duh!) and sent it to her.  She loved it and plans to run it on her blog (http://jojosbookcorner.blogspot.com ) to kick off her bash on May 18th.  I’m totally flattered….of course!  Anyway, I thought you might enjoy seeing it too.

Naughty Meme with Paranormal Erotica Novelist Laura Stamps

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Yes, I’m married to an Alpha (Wes).  He’s five years older than I am, so I try very hard NOT to kill him with too much sex.  Kinda.  Maybe.  Not.  Oh, well…

2) What was your dream growing up?

To run my own business, which I have always done, first as a painter and now as a novelist and the owner of Kittyfeather Press.

3) What talent do you wish you had?

None, but Wes wishes I had a better sense of direction.  I only had to visit him twice when he was in the hospital for his heart thing a few years ago (no, that heart episode was NOT my fault!…why does everyone look at me every time he talks about it? *lol).  Anyway the hospital is about 10 minutes from my house.  I got lost both times.  What can I say?  The good thing about people like me is we’re used to being lost, so we never stress over it.  Wes does all my stressing for me.  Needless to say, I’m not allowed to drive out of town because he knows he’ll never see me again.  Or he’ll never survive the stress attack it would give him.  Probably both.  *wicked grin*

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Spring water.  I quit drinking alcoholic beverages 29 years ago.  Not that it’s helped my terrible sense of direction, but….

5) Favorite vegetable?

That’s easy.  Black olives.  Hey, that’s a vegetable, right?  Or is it a fruit?  Hmm.  Tricky little things, aren’t they?

6) What was the last book you read?

I read erotica and nonfiction sex books.  At the moment I’m reading Supersex by Trace Cox.  Damn, this is a good book!  In fact I noticed last night it’s starting to come apart at the spine.  Hey, not my fault the awesome sex pics in it make me horny, ya know?    

7) What zodiac sign are you?

Aries

8.) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

No tats (I’m not into chemicals on my skin…yuck!).  But my ears are pierced.  Speaking of that, I just found out one of my fans is dating a yummy motorcycle guy with long hair.  And his dick is pierced.  Wow.  I’ve had a hard time concentrating on much of anything else since I heard that.  * lusty grin* 

9) Worst Habit?

Wanting to jump Wes’s bones 24/7.  He thinks that’s my worst habit.  Of course, I disagree.

10) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?

Total optimist.  And why not?  I obsess every day about how much I love sex.  Yup, my life is one big happy meal. 

11) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

What an insane question to ask!!!  You know I’m an exhibitionist and have a bad habit of jumping Wes in elevators.  Since I’m married, if I were stuck in an elevator with a yummy guy I would probably ogle his body and end up fixating on his crotch.  Well, you asked!

12) Tell me one weird fact about you.

I have never taken a writing course in my life.  That’s right.  I majored in studio art in college and became a professional artist (painter).  Then when I turned thirty I changed my career and became a writer.  So I’m self-taught.  Yet I have published over 45 books in the last 23 years with numerous publishers, won lots of prestigious writing awards, including a ”Pulitzer Prize” nomination and seven “Pushcart Award” nominations.  No kidding.  Hey, I can be serious.  Sometimes.

13) Do you have any pets?

Yes, nine cats.  I have been in feral cat rescue for 30+ years

14) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

I think they’re boring.

15) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Nothing.  I like the way I look at 53, and I always feel like I’m 18, so being delusional definitely has its advantages.  I’m very healthy, love to work out, jog 5-6 miles every week, eat organic vegetarian, have lots of energy, and my body is a roaring sex machine.  What’s not to like?

16) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

You have to ask?!!

17) What color eyes do you have?

Hazel

18) Ever been arrested?

Nah.  Although cops and big black trucks have really been turning me on lately for some bizarre reason.  But digress…

19) Bottle or can soda?

Yuck….chemicals!

20) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

10% of my monthly income goes to cat rescue charities every month, so that’s where 10% of it would go.

21) Favorite band to listen to when you’re mad?

I rarely get mad, and if I do it’s always Wes’s fault (yes, he’ll agree with that), so my fav music is heavy metal rock with a great dance beat.  Music that makes me wanna fuck.  That would be Journey with Steve Perry (Girl Can’t Help It), Def Leppard (Pour a Little Sugar on Me, Rock of Ages), Aerosmith (Walk with Me, Back in the Saddle, etc.), Foreigner (Hot Blooded, Urgent).  You get the picture. *sex-obsessed grin*

22) What’s your favorite place to hang out at?

The lingerie department at Dillard’s.  I’m sooooooo addicted to their sexy lingerie.  If it’s black or leopard-print, I WANT it!  *wicked grin*

23) Do you believe in ghosts?

I’m a psychic.  I’ve talked with spirits all my life.  In fact there are four in my office right now.  Seriously.  Hi, guys!

24) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

You have to ASK?!

25) Do you swear a lot?

All the time.  Fuck is my fav verb (fuck, fucking, to be fucked).  Cock, dick, cunt, pussy are some of my fav nouns.  I’m crazy about damn and damnation.  I have an incredibly trashy mouth.  But as my neighbor says (who also has a trashy mouth) it makes talking more fun.  True.

26) Biggest pet peeve?

Having to chase Wes for sex every day.  I would love to be chased for a change.  Of course, I wouldn’t run if that happened, so technically I can’t be chased.  I guess.  Oh, well…

27) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

OVERSEXED and HAWT!!!!  Wait, that’s two words.  Sorry.  

28) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

Absolutely.  I am very romantic (when I’m not being a shameless flirt and tease).  What a fun life I have, ya know?!

29) Do you believe in God?

And Gods.  And Goddesses.  I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch (just a fancy name for a SexWitch).  Enough said.  *grin*

30) What is your fav body part on a man? 

Thanks for asking.  I’m crazy about their dangly parts and love to worship at the “Altar of the Cock.”  Hard or soft (sigh), I just LOVE them…yummmmmm!

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(HOT Vampires, Shapeshifters, Witches)
laurastamps@mindspring.com
To see all my novel series:
http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
My verrrrry naughty blog:
http://www.LauraStamps.com
My “Laura Stamps” Fan Page at Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Follow me on Twitter at:
http://twitter.com/sexwitch

That means at this moment I’m agent-less and LOVING it!  I’ve become the living version of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird.”  Yeah, I’m free as a bird, and this slutty bird ain’t gonna change. 

Alrightyyyy!

Besides, Kittyfeather Press is publishing my books again and doing a great job marketing and publicizing the new vamp series, so I really don’t need an agent right now.  I’ve got two publishers, Kittyfeather Press and Magicomm Media.  Plus, I’m slammed with book contracts through the next 5 years (which I had before I hooked up with my agent last summer). 

So this slut is totally grooving on her newfound freedom.  I swear, I haven’t been this happy in months.  Not only that, I’m thrilled to be able to give my fans hot new vampire erotica every month through Kittyfeather Press.  Yay!

Dontcha love me?  Of course!  And you know I ADORE all of you. 

Speaking of sex, Wes finally healed up from his latest cold sore in time for our sex date last Sunday (shivers! I don’t mess with herpes).  That meant we finally got a chance to give the new Astroglide lube a “test drive.”

You have no idea how excited I was.  I had to go like seven days with no sex or kissing or anything.  Horrors!  It’s a miracle I survived it.  *sex-obsessed grin*

Anyway, by the time I walked into the bedroom Wes was sprawled out on the sheets after his shower.

“How’s your dick?” I ask, crawling across the bed, watching him stroke his limp cock.

“Come here,” he replies, ignoring my question.

I crawl on top of him, straddling his bod so my breasts hang down in his face.  Then I slide my wet pussy up and down his stomach like a cat in heat. 

Meooooow….!!

Wes sucks my eager nipple into his mouth, while he pinches the other.  It feels so good I’m about to have an O just rubbing against him.  I gotta say I love the effect of the testosterone/Viagra cocktail he’s taking lately.  It spikes his hormone levels for days, making him muuuuuuuch more fun.  *kinky grin*

When I see him stroking his limp dick again, I ask, “How’s it doing?”

“It needs help,” he replies.

“Not a problem.”  I shimmy down between his legs and take his gorgeously soft dick into my mouth.  The minute my hot lips touch his silky shaft he growls.

“Damn, that feels good,” he moans.

I swirl my tongue around his shaft, teasing the head and the soft skin beneath it, pumping at the root with my hand until he’s hard as a rock.

“Stop,” he warns, pulling me off him.  “I feel like I could blow any minute.”

“Can’t have that,” I purr, reaching for a condom and the new lube.  Astroglide is kinda like a watery gel.  I apply it to the outside of the condom, since the thin lube on the Trojan Supras is never enough for me.  In fact, I usually dab a little KY on the condom cause it always pinches going in.  But so many of my friends rave about Astroglide (even with condoms) I thought I’d give it a shot.

The minute I finish Wes flips me over, and I squeal with surprise.  Oh, how I love a horny man!  Have I mentioned how the testosterone makes him more adventurous, too?  Well, it does.  It’s like he suddenly has all these positions he wants us to try that I had no idea he even knew about.  How cool is that?!

He grabs my legs and lifts them over his shoulders.  Then he shoves into me with one hard thrust.

Yowza!

As usual, I was prepared for that painful pinch from the condom.  But it didn’t happen.  Instead Wes hits my G-spot, and I gush like a waterfall.

“I can’t believe how much sensitivity I have this time,” he marvels, pounding into me.

“Must be the Astroglide,” I pant.  And that’s about all I could say.  Between the Astroglide and the KY Liquibeads I was slip-sliding from one O to the next.  It was awesome!

After I growl and scream through five Os, Wes starts swearing.

“Damn!” he grumbles.

“What?”

“I never have this much sensitivity with a rubber,” he cranks.

“You just finished, didn’t you?” I ask, grabbing his hips to pull him deeper inside me for one last O.

“Yeah,” he mumbles, not wanting to pull out, his balls slapping my ass with every stroke.

It happened again the next time we used Astroglide.  Who knew that lube would not only feel fab to me, but would also increase Wes’s sensitivity with a condom?

Love it!!

“You’re not gonna blog about this, are you?” he asks afterwards, while we cuddle and his heart rate slows to normal.

“Nah,” I reply, nuzzling his hot neck.  “I’m blogging about something else.”

“Like what?” he asks, frowning suspiciously at me.

“Like how much I love fucking you with Astroglide!” I exclaim, leaping off the bed to race toward the safety of my bathroom.

“Oh, no, you don’t!” he shouts, tackling me.

Rats!  I swear, the man is so fast and strong I don’t stand a chance with him. 

“You need to stop blogging about Wes,” he warns, trying to intimidate me with one of those fierce Alpha Impaler looks.

“It isn’t about Wes,” I reply, laughing like crazy.  “It’s about Astroglide and Wes’s dick.” 

Okay, he doesn’t stand a chance with me either.   *naughty grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
laura@laurastamps.com
For HOT vampire erotica go here:
http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
For my naughty blog & novel series:
http://www.LauraStamps.com
My “Laura Stamps” Fan Page at Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Follow me on Twitter at:
http://twitter.com/sexwitch

“For the last six months you’ve mostly blogged about your sex life, your relationship with Wes, irritating Alphas, sex toys, and sex stuff,” he says.  “Maybe your readers are tired of hearing about sex?  Maybe your sex posts are driving people away and hurting your book sales?”

“Huh?” I respond.   “Have you read my blog posts from 2008?”

“Of course not!” he exclaims.  “Like when do I have the time?”

“I ask cause I haven’t been writing about sex for just the last six months,” I reply.  “I’ve been writing about it since the Fall of 2008.”

“Really?”

“Yeah,” I confirm.  “I started this blog at LiveJournal in June of 2008.  I blogged about the novel I was currently writing and the novels I was reading.  I would talk about the scenes I was working on.”  I shrug.  “I had a small following.  But in September I started writing about my sex life and all the kinky stuff I love.  The number of people reading and commenting on my blog skyrocketed and so did my book sales.”

“Hmm,” he murmurs.

“I mixed the sex stuff with empowering posts for women, and I’ve done that ever since,” I continue.  “This is a hot blog.  Why mess with a good thing?”

“I still think you should consider it,” he insists.

“Let me ask you something.  Do you read my Twitter tweets and my Facebook status updates?”

“No,” he replies.  “Like when do I have the time?!”

I roll my eyes.  “Well, all the novelist stuff is in those tweets,” I say.  “Ya know, what chapter I’m currently working on.  If I have a conference call or a techy training session.  Or if you’re driving me bat shit, and I’m hiding out from you.  Ya know, the usual life-of-a-novelist stuff.”

“You say that about me?” he asks, horrified.

“Of course, I do,” I reply.  “Especially if you’re pissing me off.  You’re one of the Alphas in my life, so I consider you fair game.  Besides, my readers love it.  And you know how much I looooove to make my readers happy.” 

Okay, I’m laughing like crazy now.

Unfortunately, I don’t think he’s convinced.  So I’m asking you, my readers, are you tired of the sexy posts on this blog?  Are you bored with Wes and how that particular Alpha ends up in the doghouse on a regular basis?  Are my kinky, slutty posts a total snooze?  Would you rather I dump that stuff and just talk about the current novel I’m writing and how my agent drives me up a fucking wall sometimes?  LMAO

Before I go any further, let me say this.  Every time a new book comes out (like my vamp series) I run blog posts from time to time featuring some of those reviews and interviews.  I’ve always done that.  In fact reviews are already coming out, and it looks like this new vamp series is a major hit.  So don’t freak when you see them and think this blog changed overnight.  It hasn’t.  Yet.

Okay, back to my question: Sex or no sex on this blog? 

Time to speak up and tell me what you think.  My agent is a numbers guy.  That’s all he pays attention to.  If more people comment on this blog post and say they want this blog to go PG with book stuff then that’s what will happen.  Or if you want it to stay sexy and X-rated and you like my posts just the way they are, post a comment and say so.  Time to stand up and be counted.

Like I said, my agent is a numbers guy.  With him the majority RULES. 

xoxo
Laura Stamps ©
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(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
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Yessssssss….! Okay, I was really excited. *horny grin*

Plus, Wes had been to his doc to learn the results of his latest tests. What can I say? The man is totally into running tests on Wes and does so every few months. Anyway, it turns out Wes’s testosterone levels are still way low. So his doc told him I needed to shoot Wes up with 2 mls of testosterone every three weeks now instead of once a month. Hey, works for me! *sex-obsessed grin*

“I know it’s a few days ahead of schedule, but dontcha think I should give you your shot on Saturday night?” I ask last week. “That way you’ll have a full tank for our sex date on Sunday.” I waggle my eyebrows suggestively.

“Do it on Friday night,” Wes replies, chuckling. “I wanna make sure it has time to kick in by Sunday.” Okay, Wes is looking forward to fucking me, too. Cool!

But on Sunday, Wes could only get semi-hard, and that was after taking half a Viagra.

Rats!

“Dash downstairs and take another half of a Viagra,” I suggest, spreading my legs and flashing my dripping wet pussy at him. Hey, there’s a lot to be said for encouragement, ya know? Besides I was ready to be FUCKED!

He does, and fifteen minutes later his flagpole is as hard as steel.

Alrightyyyyy!

I can’t tell you how good it felt to have a steely dick inside me again. OMG! Nothing like being impaled on a realllllly hard dick, ya know?

“Yesssss!” I scream when he pounds me from one G-spot O to the next. I swear it felt so wonderful I didn’t know if I would survive some of them. Yummmmmmy!

“I love fucking you,” Wes chants, thrusting into me fast and steady. “This is great. I’ve got lots of sensitivity even with this rubber.”

Yeah, he was having a blast and finished with no problem. By then I was almost comatose from so many Os. Looks like at 57, a whole Viagra is the ticket for Wes these days. Hey, works for me! *sex-obsessed grin*

After we both recover we dive under the sheets to cuddle, since it had been cold and rainy all day.

“So you had lots of Os?” Wes asks, nuzzling my neck.

“Oh yeah,” I reply, while he rolls me over to lick my nipples. “Nothing like a really hard dick.”

Wes laughs against my breasts.

“You think I’m kidding, dontcha?” I wrap my legs around him as he continues to suck my tits. “You have no idea how GOOD it feels to be impaled on a reallllly hard cock.”

That got him. He laughs so hard he rolls over on his back. “That’s NOT something I ever want to experience,” he replies.

“You’re missing out,” I tease.

“I doubt it.”

“Maybe in your next lifetime you’ll be reincarnated as a woman, and then you’ll know how fab it feels.”

Wes shudders. “I do NOT wanna be a woman.”

“Oh, you’ll love it,” I assure him. “It’s fantastic being a woman. Take my word for it.”

“I know you like it, darlin’.” He wraps me in his arms and kisses my cheek. “You have a lot of fun doing woman stuff.” (I guess he’s referring to my new black suede boots I raved about that morning…LOVE them and got them on sale, too…Yay!).

“But I like doing guy stuff,” he continues.

“I wonder if I’d like being a guy?” I ponder, moving his long blonde hair away from his neck so I can nibble.

Wes chuckles and rolls me over on my back to suck my nipples again.

“One thing I would LOVE is the peeing issue,” I continue to muse.

“Huh?” He stops worshipping my tits and looks up at me.

“Ya know. How you guys can just whip out your dicks and pee anywhere. No tissue or toilet needed.”

“True,” he agrees. “It’s a handy thing.”

“If I were a guy I’d be a tomcat,” I decide. “That would be fun.”

Wes frowns. “So you wouldn’t be married?”

“Oh, no,” I reply. “I’d play the field and love every minute of it.”

“Or you could just fuck Roxxxxy,” he suggests, grinning slyly.

“OMG!” I exclaim. “You actually read my blog?” Wow, color me SHOCKED!!

“Yeah,” he replies, gathering me in his arms again. “I’m on your newsletter list, and you send out those blog notices every week now. When I have the time I read them.”

“Yikes!” I exclaim. “I figured you never read my blog, so I could get away with murder on there.”

“I’ve noticed,” he says, shaking his head. “Everyone definitely knows how kinky you are.”

“Duh. That’s a given.”

“I’ve been meaning to ask you something,” he continues, stroking my back. “Who is Raoul? And why do you like fucking him so much you think a male sex robot should be named after him?” I hear a low, Alpha growl starting. “Huh????!”

Damn, I’m in trouble now… LMAO!!

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novelist
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
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When I posted on Facebook earlier this week about my recent sexy lingerie purchases, I got a comment from one of my fans that made me think about this.

Readers often assume I buy sexy, trashy lingerie for Wes. Nah. The truth is the man isn’t into lingerie. In fact, he thinks my obsession is silly. No, I’m not kidding.

So I buy trashy lingerie for ME. That’s right. Like all my addictions, it makes me happy. And anything that makes me happy is something I’m gonna do a LOT.

You know what this means, right? If you love sexy lingerie, but you haven’t bought any lately because you don’t have a man in your life or your guy doesn’t appreciate it, I just gave you the green light, girlfriend! Hit some sales and stock up. Buy sexy lingerie for yourself. There is tremendous freedom in taking control of your own pleasure. And this is just one way to do it.

Hey, I learned decades ago the only person who is gonna make me happy is me. So I enjoy and indulge in all my addictions because they make ME happy. Period. My enjoyment of them is not based on whether the man in my life gets the same amount of pleasure from them. Why? Because, ultimately, he’s responsible for his own pleasure. Not me. Co-dependency is such a drag, ya know?

That also goes for my addictions to sex, lust, and BJs. I indulge as often as I can because they make me happy. The cool thing is when I’m happily fucking or consumed with lust or giving a BJ, the man in my life is pretty happy, too. Funny how that works… *sex-obsessed grin*

If this makes sense to you then go for it! Be selfish like me. Be greedy. Be lusty. Be an empowered woman who goes after her own pleasure just because it makes her happy.

Who cares of some people call these kinds of addictions a “sin”? Damnation is such a snooze, ya know? If you ask me, this is just another ploy to keep wild women from having fun.

So go forth and sin, girlfriends! Hit those lingerie sales. Take control of your pleasure. What are you waiting for?

Being a selfish slut is major fun. Hey, just ask me… *sinfully happy grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novelist
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
To read excerpts from my novels:
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Check out my verrrrry naughty blog:
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