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You Smell Good!

Laura — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:20:00 +0000

Did I mention I bought some awesome organic body lotion at T.J. Maxx last week for $3.99? It’s called "Raspberry Buttercream Frosting" by Jaqua. Yeah, I smell soooooo good! Like raspberries with a scoop of sweet vanilla ice cream. Yummmmmmmy!

Speaking of scents, one of my EONS friends asked me if I’ve ever fucked anyone who got off on the natural scent of my underarms?

No, I haven’t. But I do know that’s one of the places (like the crotch area) where human sex pheromones are the most heavily concentrated.

Funny he should ask me about this, because I do love how my underarms smell these days. Really. Sometimes I sniff them on purpose just so I can purr with delight. That’s because this year I’ve been using an organic deodorant scented with lavender and aloe vera. Lavender is such a spicy, sultry scent. I just love it!

If you’ve never tried organic deodorant you should. It’s nothing like the chemical deodorants and antiperspirants we grew up using. My fav brand is Jason. And the one I am using is the "Aloe Vera" roll-on deodorant. I get it at the Vitamin Shoppe, where I buy most of the organic body care products I use.

And, Ladies, you’re gonna love this stuff. If you happen to cut yourself while shaving, this deodorant actually soothes the boo-boo rather than inflaming it the way chemical deodorants do. No kidding.

Anyway, I told my EONS friend I think the scent of sweat on a man is verrrrrry sexy. Really. I don’t find a man’s sweaty underarms offensive at all. In fact, that particular scent makes me horny as hell. Must be all those frisky sex pheromones. Guess you’ll have to add this to my long list of kink, huh? *lusty grin*

And while we’re at it, I should tell you I bought some new panties last week that are even tinier than usual. Yeah, they’re really pretty. But these are so tiny they leave an inch or two of my ass crack exposed.

Okay, this turns me on too. Especially since the hip-hugging sweats I wear around my office always slide down to my panty-line. Then when I go outside and bend over to feed the cats or work in the garden, I get to flash the neighbors. Dear Goddess, I love being an exhibitionist!

Hope you have a great weekend. Do something naughty. You know I will.

Oh, wait. I already am. Gee, what a surprise! *kinky grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog…updated daily *wicked grin*)

The Beauty Mark Under My Left Nipple

Laura — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:49:00 +0000

Alrightyyyy! I had major fun yesterday, and I certainly deserved it after working my ass off the last few weeks.

First, I stopped by the post office to mail a manuscript to my agent. Then I dashed to the bookstore at the mall. As you know, I always enter the mall through the lingerie department at Dillard’s. What can I say? I love to live dangerously (naughty grin). Plus, my friend, Flori, works at the Estee Lauder counter, and I always stop by to give her some good magick to help her make her sales quota for the day.

Much to my surprise, Dillard’s was having a panty sale. YAY!! Slut nirvana for sure (LOL). I bought four pairs of panties and spent a total of $12.80. They normally retail for $48.00, so I saved $35.20. Yowza! Am I a lucky woman or what?

Anyway, I bought two pairs of sheer leopard-print panties edged with lime-green lace that match the two leopard-print bras I bought on sale there last month. Who knew those bras had matching panties? Yeah, I was thrilled. Then I bought one pair of hot pink panties with lace and tiny bows (that one normally retailed for $16.00 but was marked down to $1.99…Whoa!!). And a pair of sheer black panties with a tiny blue/pink/purple flower pattern and lots of blue lace. Soooo decadent.

The ladies in that lingerie department are fans of my books and laugh when they see me coming, because I’m looking for the trashy stuff. Gotta love me, ya know? *kinky grin*

After I saved all that money I went back to the Estee Lauder counter and sowed some good seed by buying a bottle of my fav perfume from Flori. It’s called "Sensuous," a lusty mix of vanilla, amber, honey, and magnolia. What can I say? It’s totally decadent and soooo me.

But I had to laugh when I left. The Estee Lauder counter was having a big promotion, so they were packed with customers. I guess because I’m 5′11" in the black boots I always wear, and I have long flowing hair and a sexy walk, a few of the customers thought I was a model for Estee Lauder. When I left, one man turned to his wife and proclaimed, "There she goes again!" When I realized he was talking about me I glanced back at them, and they were both smiling at me like I was royalty or something. I waved and laughed, because obviously they had no idea how old I am or what I write. How funny! Okay, I did some modeling in my early twenties, but that was decades ago. LOL

Anyway, back to the important stuff: my sexy lingerie. Remember that totally wicked black fishnet cami I bought a few weeks ago? It’s the one you can see EVERYTHING through. Oh, how I love it! One of my cyber-sex guys talked me into taking pics of it with my cell phone camera (like that was a hard thing to talk this exhibitionist into). And I gotta say they turned out fantastic.

Every day since I postedmy last batch of pics I’ve been getting requests for new pics. Since I’ve mentioned this cami in other blog posts and the beauty mark under my left nipple in my blog post yesterday, I thought I would post of pic of it in my EONS blog group and on my EONS profile page.

Several of you know the pics on my EONS profile page were censored this week, and the pic of my leopard-print panties was removed. When I talked to my agent last night, he told me it was time to make my EONS profile private, so only my friends can view my naughty pics. Hopefully, that way I can post my fav pics without worrying about being censored again. Of course, that means if you wanna see my pics you need to friend me at EONS or join my blog group there ("Laura Stamps’ Naughty Author Blog").

In the meantime, if you’re at EONS, enjoy this pic of my beauty mark in that decadent black fishnet cami. Pretty, isn’t it? I think so… *naughty grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Erotica and Paranormal Romance Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (excerpts from all of my novels)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

More on Sex Pheromones

Laura — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:17:00 +0000

Final edits are coming along very well on Bewitched at the Beach. I may be able to finish it this weekend, depending on how quickly edits go on the last few chapters. At any rate, my husband read the first two chapters last night and liked them. He didn’t find any typos either. Amazing, since I’ve done so many edits on this erotica novella over the last six weeks I could probably recite it word for word in my sleep by now. *grin*

Speaking of my husband, I was so impressed with how Realm for Women worked on him I went ahead and ordered the vanilla sex pheromone perfume from the website I posted yesterday. Here’s the description of it:

Edge Vanilla for Women: The Edge pheromone spray. After two years of testing/development and two months of negotiating and hardest of all, just waiting for the darned first shipment to get here, I am proud (and greatly relieved) to finally announce the release of the mighty Edge from LaCroy Chemical. While the exact formula is not yet released by the manufacturer, there is a guaranteed total pheromone content by weight of 2.4 mg per bottle, making it a good value bang per buck next to the big boys, Primal and Andro. Contents: 24 ml. Guaranteed 2.4 mg pheromone content per bottle.

I plan to spray it over Realm to tone down the lily in it, which stays intensely green on me all day. I’m just not a green-scent person. I’m more a sweet/spicy/sultry scent person. Ha! I remember the first time I discovered Tabu perfume by Dana in the drugstore when I was in college. I thought it was the most wickedly wonderful fragrance I had ever sniffed. Of course I bought it and wore it off an on for years.

Speaking of wicked fragrances, look at these two from a long list at another sex pheromone site (Crane Moon) at http://www.cranemoon.com/descript.htm

Dangerous Liaisons: A most dangerous perfume. Classic ambers combine with human pheromone analogs, animal musk, and valerian root derivatives to produce this sultry, shadowy, and truly dangerous fragrance. For women only. To use very sparingly and heed the perfumer’s general warning: “Keep out of reach of virgins.” If you don’t want to be “sexually harassed” at the office, only wear this perfume in the evening to the local singles bar.

Vanilla Ecstasy: A light, airy, vanilla fragrance reminding one of innocence, ice cream parlors, and a shared banana split, yet lurking beneath its innocence both animal and human pheromones combine to suggest “Eat me!” rather than “Eat it.”

Don’t you love those descriptions? Yowza! Makes me want to throw on my bunny slippers and run off into the sunset to have wild rabbit sex for the rest of my life. Hey, that’s not a bad idea. I think I’ll spray on more Realm and go find my boy-toy husband. It’s amazing how he can’t seem to keep his hands off me when I wear this stuff. Love it! Guess we’re going to need a good supply of Tylenol for this weekend (naughty grin). Check you later…

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)

Sex Pheromones….They Work!

Laura — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:04:00 +0000

When I was out at the mall Tuesday morning, checking out sexy lingerie, I was also looking for perfumes with sex pheromones. I’d finally had the time to do more research on the web and found a sex pheromone site I really liked that also has a very informative forum:

http://www.love-scent.com/index.php/c/womens-pheromones/cPath/7?osCsid=699911d53166b2939642bd49c6853a5b

They carried some perfumes I am interested in, but since I was out I thought I would see if I could find some locally. Turns out Victoria’s Secret carries some firming creams with sex pheromones in them, but my local store doesn’t carry them. A lady at Belk told me they used to carry a perfume I had seen on that sex pheromone website called Realm for Women, but they didn’t anymore. However, she said she had seen it at the perfume kiosk down by the pretzel place.

Sure enough they had it, and I bought a bottle. It’s an oriental blend of mandarin, water lily, sandalwood, vanilla, honey, and human sex pheromones. I love oriental blends, and all the ingredients in this one sounded good to me except the lily. Lily tends to go intensely green on me, and that’s exactly what this one did. That means it’s much stronger than the soft Shalimar perfume I usually wear (Realm kinda smells like Halston on me). My husband doesn’t like most perfumes and always complaints when a woman walks by wearing a heavy scent. And since the sex pheromones in this one are supposed to attract men, I couldn’t smell them. It just smelled like a really green perfume to me, so I had no idea if it would work or not.

But this was a test, right? All I’m interested in are the sex pheromones in it, and if they work. So even though the Realm was still strong on me at 5:30 when we went out to dinner, I squirted more on before we left the house. Yeah, I was stinky (grin), and I thought my husband would freak. Guess what? He never mentioned it. Even when we had “playtime” later on that night after we got home. Instead you know what he did? He groped me at the restaurant. I kid you not. Finally! One minute he was stroking my hand. The next minute his hand was traveling up my arm and groping my breast for like two seconds. Then he drew back quickly and waggled his eyebrows at me suggestively, saying,” I guess I shouldn’t do that in a public place.” Of course I said, “No problem. Knock yourself out!” But he just chuckled and kept his hands off me until we walked to our car after dinner. Then he put his arm around my waist and kept it there until we got in the car.

My, oh my! My first evening with sex pheromones, and I get groped in public and hot sex two hours later. I think that’s why the sexy lingerie had little effect on him. I had already nuked him with sex pheromones, and he wanted me naked…PRONTO! So for all of you who’ve been wondering, yeah, sex pheromones work. No doubt about it. And I’ve been wearing them ever since. No surprise there, right? Oh, well, I’m a wicked woman, but I’m loving every minute of it! *lusty grin*

Sex Pheromones

Laura — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:26:00 +0000

I had an awesome day yesterday! Hope you did too. First, I worked my way through a pile of paperwork that’s been accumulating on my desk for the last week. Ugh! Then I experienced one of those magickal editing days. Some days the editing is painful. And some days it’s just slow. But every once in a while I have one of those days when I’m “in the groove,” and everything comes together perfectly. Yesterday was one of those days. I edited the first part of Chapter 4 of Bewitched at the Beach, where Wynn and Noelle come back from a night of dancing at a hotel bar and go at it like wild rabbits. Okay, part of that “groove” yesterday was probably because I’m a wild rabbit myself, so it was just a matter of “feeling the scene,” if you know what I mean (lusty grin). But who cares? That scene sizzles on paper now, and that’s all that counts. I love it when that happens!

Training is going well with my Uber-Alpha husband. However, when one of the servers at the restaurant where we ate dinner last night tried to hug him after she hugged me (yeah, I’m a hugger), he literally ran out the door to get away from her. No touchy-feely guy, my husband (thus, the need for “training”). But as we were walking to the car he did slip his arm around my waist and hug me without any prompting. Whoa! New experience for both of us. Like I said, so far so good.

Which brings me to the subject of this post. One of my LJ friends (Diet Coke) got me thinking about sex pheromones this week, because she’s been trying them out on her husband. Hmm. So I’m thinking, if I nuke my Uber-Alpha with sex pheromones I could accelerate the progress of his training. Makes sense to me. And I must say I like that idea (you knew I would, didn’t you? *naughty smile*).

In the comments to Melissa on yesterday’s post I listed a few sex pheromone sites I found on google. Awesome stuff for sure. The surprising thing is some of these sex pheromone perfumes and formulas were created years ago by the famous Aleister Crowley, who is one of the granddaddies of modern Witchcraft. Who knew? So dousing myself with sex pheromones is suddenly looking better and better. Not to mention my husband will never know what hit him. But that’s the point, isn’t it? *wicked smile*

Hey, if any of you have used perfumes with sex pheromones in them, let me know. Which ones did you like, and where did you get them, and how did they work for you? I found one company that looks good, and I plan to check it out today if I have the time. I’ll let you know tomorrow what I find out. Cool beans!!

The Scent of Sex….Yummy!

Laura — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:59:00 +0000

Hope you had a great weekend. I sure did. As you know my husband was away, playing in a three-day golf tournament, so I worked through the weekend. That means I got tons of editing finished on Bewitched at the Beach. Yes, I’m a very happy woman today!

Plus, I heard from the publisher/editor of my PNR novels on Saturday. He’s currently reading through my novel Call of the Witches: Book Three of the Witchery Series before it goes into production and hits bookstores in September. He is such a great guy and always knows how to make my day. Here’s what he said…

“I’m about a 1/4 through Call of the Witches and it’s the beautiful, relaxing prose and dialog that I’ve come to expect. I like how you adapt to your readers interests while keeping the fundamental story and writing quality consistent. Awesome work!”

Now for the scent of sex. Yeah! I’ve been thinking about perfume lately. I’ve loved perfume since I was a little girl, and it all began with the sultry fragrance of gardenia. One day, when I was twelve and wandering around the drugstore in our small mountain town, I sniffed a cheap bottle of gardenia cologne at the check-out counter, and that was it for me. Wow. I bought that bottle of cologne, and I’ve been hooked on perfume ever since.

Perfume is extremely sexy, so I’ve given all the heroines in my novels a signature scent. For Ravena, it’s White Musk. Mirabella wears the fruity body lotions her husband, Reese, buys for her. Noelle wears patchouli oil, and that’s how she attracted Wynn the first day they met. It seems Wynn has a weakness for women who wear patchouli oil. Yup, Noelle led him to her bed that night, and five years later they’re still together and a verrrry sexually active couple (naughty grin). Love them! Maylene adores the gardenia in White Shoulders, which also happens to be Blaine’s fav flowering bush.

Then there’s Savannah. I gave her my signature scent, Shalimar, a classic mix of vanilla and patchouli. It drives Donnie wild, which led to the famous bathtub scene in What Witches Want: Book Two of the Witchery Series with a tube of Shalimar Shower Gel.

Yeah, perfume and sex. Hmm. I think I’ll dab a little Shalimar behind my ears and go find my boy-toy husband. I made it through the weekend, but this is a brand new week, and I need to be serviced again (wicked smile). Check you later…..!!