On January 9 at 11:00am the world’s first sex robot was unveiled at the “AVN Adult Entertainment Expo” in Vegas. No, I’m not kidding. Her name is “Roxxxy True Companion.”

This was the big sex toys convention Alex wanted us to go to this year, but our schedules were too hectic to attend. After Alex sent me the press release on Roxxxy, I’m thinking we missed more than we thought.

My friends will be thrilled to hear I didn’t work on Christmas day. Yay! Aren’t you proud of me? *LOL* In fact Wes just texted me a few minutes ago and said: “Had a great Christmas with you! Xoxo.” What a sweet guy, huh?

Anyway, at 11:00 on Christmas morning we had reservations at a fabulous holiday banquet at a local hotel, where I ate tons of delicious food (yes, I did!). Then we came back to the house, and I crashed in the Sleep-Number bed with the kitties and an erotica novel. My plan was to read and nap until we went back out to the new Sherlock Holmes movie at 4:00.

Instead I fell asleep almost immediately (no laughing from my friends *LOL*). But when I woke up I was incredibly horny (no laughing, remember?! *LMAO*).

After I got off computer Friday night, I crashed in bed with the cats and an erotica novel while Wes watched sports on TV downstairs in the den.

Ten minutes later I hear him walking up the stairs.

“I thought you were still working in your office,” he says, when he enters the bedroom and sees me lying on the bed with the kitties.

Last night when Wes stepped out of the shower I jumped him.

“Whoa!” he exclaims. “I never said I wanted to play tonight.”

“Sure you do,” I insist, ignoring his protests, while I rub up against his gorgeously clean bod. “I wanna fuck. Let’s do it!”

Wes laughs. “You always wanna fuck.”

Whoa! Friday the 13th. Lucky, lucky day!

Okay, this has been a week full of talk about sexual fantasies and how they can propel your O (orgasm) to new heights. Or just make an O possible. So I thought I’d talk a little about that today.

Monday night after dinner Wes and I went back to work on computer in our offices. About 30 minutes later, I heard him finish up and walk down the hall. I thought he’d come by my office like he usually does, but he didn’t this time. Instead he walked down the stairs and into the kitchen.

Rats! He’s avoiding me because he knows what I want. *horny grin*

This is the last of the pics from the booksigning on Saturday.  Here is the lovely vampire novelist, G.L. Giles, the one who took all the pics of the Uber.  My very sweet and naughty Goodreads friend, Jen, took this pic of us.  I wish you could see more of G.L.’s gorgeous dress in this pic.  [...]