My friends will be thrilled to hear I didn’t work on Christmas day. Yay! Aren’t you proud of me? *LOL* In fact Wes just texted me a few minutes ago and said: “Had a great Christmas with you! Xoxo.” What a sweet guy, huh?

Anyway, at 11:00 on Christmas morning we had reservations at a fabulous holiday banquet at a local hotel, where I ate tons of delicious food (yes, I did!). Then we came back to the house, and I crashed in the Sleep-Number bed with the kitties and an erotica novel. My plan was to read and nap until we went back out to the new Sherlock Holmes movie at 4:00.

Instead I fell asleep almost immediately (no laughing from my friends *LOL*). But when I woke up I was incredibly horny (no laughing, remember?! *LMAO*).

Sunday morning I woke up absolutely exhausted. I think it was a combination of working through too many weekends (okay, guilty as charged *LOL*) and the insanely busy week I’d just survived with the poetry book giveaway, working on my naughty 2009 Holiday Card, and writing/mailing the November issue of my naughty newsletter.

Whatever. All I know is it kicked my ass!

I was so tired I was weepy (ladies, you know what I mean). And my fatigue got worse by the hour. In fact, when Wes and I went out to lunch I surprised him by canceling our sex date that afternoon. I did. Hard to believe, but true.

Wes and I continued our condom experiments during our sex date on Sunday afternoon. Now that we’ve got the technique mastered (Trojan Supra condoms, KY Liquibeads, and a dab of KY) we wanted to see what positions felt best.

As I mentioned in a previous blog post, Wes and I had to move our usual sex date from Sunday afternoon to Saturday afternoon, because he was flying out to Canada on Sunday for business. So while I worked on computer, he spent Saturday afternoon at his fav bar, watching college football.

Wes and I had a sex date on Saturday afternoon. Before that, I ran into him in the living room around 11:00, after I’d finished feeding my feral cats on the back porch.

Okay, if you were reading this blog last fall you know I wasn’t very happy with Wes’s doc. He had done a bunch of blood tests on him, but the only one I was interested in was the testosterone test. That’s because I had a feeling Wes was about a quart low on the stuff, since his libido had been diminishing all year. Horrors!

Wes played in a golf tournament in Greenville this past weekend. 
 
Know what he did before he left town?  He thoroughly fucked me two days in a row.  Really.  After lunch on Thursday and before lunch on Friday.  And he took me to lunch both days.   
 
Hey, I could almost become a fan of golf tournaments [...]

Wes and I had another sex date with Viagra on Sunday afternoon.  Dear Goddess, I love that stuff!!!  *horny grin*
 
But poor Wes.  He played in a golf tournament all weekend, so he was kinda tired when he got home for our date.  Plus, the gym he goes to opens late on Sunday, so he missed his [...]

I’m amazed I have any brain cells left after my sex date with Wes on Sunday afternoon.  Talk about marathon sex.  Whew!
 
I must have had at least 10 orgasms.  Seriously.  By the time I told Wes he could finish my legs were trembling, and my teeth were numb (that’s a first!).  Toward the end I was [...]

Wes came home earlier than usual Friday night.  Looks like my new strategy is working.  Hmm.  Always a good sign.  LOL  
 
When he stepped out of the shower, he pulled me into his arms.
 
"I just came in here to see if you wanna have sex tonight," I say, dodging his lips as he tries to kiss me.  "I’m [...]