Sex Toys, Anyone? Sounds Good to Me!!
This is the last of the pics from the booksigning on Saturday. Here is the lovely vampire novelist, G.L. Giles, the one who took all the pics of the Uber. My very sweet and naughty Goodreads friend, Jen, took this pic of us. I wish you could see more of G.L.’s gorgeous dress in this pic. It simply dissolved at the bottom and sleeves into creamy vintage lace. Beautiful! And her boots were a work of art as well. G.L. tells me she plans to wear a purple and black dress for our Halloween (Samhain) booksigning that sounds like another vintage delight. Can’t wait! On the other hand, my "sexy witch" costume keeps changing. All I know for sure is I’ll be wearing a gorgeous sheer black babydoll on the outside. Still working on the pants and top. Yeah, the Uber is NOT happy about me wearing sexy lingerie to one of my booksignings (gee, what a surprise *grin*). My excuse that Madonna wears stuff like this all the time is not swaying him. I guess you can tell he isn’t a fan of the Material Girl. Kinda makes sense. She’s an Uber too. Yikes!
Speaking of my Uber, we have a sex date on Saturday afternoon. Dear Goddess, I can’t wait!! He got another screaming-mimi orgasmic headache Sunday afternoon. I think it’s because he just mowed the lawn, which is exactly what happened the last time he got one of those headaches. Of course the Uber thinks he’s dying and wants to wait all week to make sure. Kinda like he had a pain in his back last week, and had me check it out make sure he still had a back and it hadn’t been eaten up by cancerous tumors. Yeah, now you know. My Uber is a hypochondriac extraordinaire. ROFL
At any rate he’s vetoed sex all week to "save his strength." Can you say SEXUAL FRUSTRATION?!! Arghh!!! The only consolation is my self-servicing technique is amazingly effective (multi Os for sure) and gets me through. Otherwise, there’s no way I could make it until Saturday. I’d be climbing the walls (and the Uber) for sure! *lusty grin*
In the meantime, I’ve been entertaining myself at my fav sex toys site. Here’s why (besides the obvious *naughty grin*). I met a really fun guy at Goodreads last week who loves erotica, so I added him to my "harem of men." Have I told you about my harem? Well, it’s a bunch of awesome oversexed guys who are email buddies of mine. Most are Pagan, some married, some single. We talk about magickal things, books, and sex. Okay, mostly sex. I also use them for sexual research for my novels and novellas (gotta love research, right?).
Anyway, my new harem buddy and I were talking about flavored lubes, body paints, and massage oils. We got on that subject because he was telling me he likes the way I use food in my sex scenes (and in my sex life). This conversation reminded me of my fav sex toys site, so I buzzed over there to find some lube links he could check out. But once I got to the site I started having so much fun I almost forgot why I was there. Dear Goddess, what a great place!
For instance, did you know there are desensitizing creams to prolong your yummy guy’s erection if he has a tendency to speed to the finish line? Yeah, and here they are. In fact this site carries several different kinds of desensitizing creams and sprays. Who knew, right?
Here are some creams to make him bigger and last longer:
And here is the reason why I went there in the first place…flavored lubes and massage oils:
Can you think of a better way to start your Friday? I can’t. So go ahead. Knock yourself out at this incredibly cool site. And don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone you’re checking it out. Know why? Because I’ll be cruising it, too. See ya there!
xoxo
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
Laura Stamps (c)
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
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October 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
My Uber does the same thing when he’s sick. Mine doesn’t get sick often and if he’s got a little sniffle, he’ll be ok, but its when he gets the flu or that stomach virus we had a couple weeks ago that he starts acting like a big baby.
Every five minutes I get a fresh new chorus of “I’M DYING!!!” Followed by a series of moans and groans.
And he says he doesn’t need anyone to take care of him when he is sick.
Yeah, right.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:38 am
How funny! Must be an Uber thing. And they are the worst patients, aren’t they? When mine is sick he won’t take the herbs I give him (even though he takes them all the time when he isn’t sick). Suddenly, he doesn’t like to take “pills.” What?????!
They are a hoot for sure! LOL
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 17th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
What’s a single girl to do with all that lube? Hehe. Any suggestions for a single girl an sex toys Laura? I live at home and don’t have a WHOLE lot of privacy but I got needs!!!
October 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
How about a vibrator with a clit stimulator on it? Big fun, ya know? *naughty grin*
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)
October 20th, 2008 at 6:28 am
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October 28th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Harem of men…..
Your Harem of men sounds interesting – how do you apply….you sound amazing, would love to be part of that….let me know if you have any vacancies…
October 28th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Re: Harem of men…..
Hey there to you, too! Yeah, I always have vacancies in my harem of men. So you want to apply, huh? Send me an email at laurastamps@mindspring.com and tell me about yourself, how you discovered my blog, etc. And let’s chat!
xoxo
Laura Stamps
Author of Paranormal Romance and Erotica Novels
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com (to read excerpts from my novel series)
http://laura-stamps8.livejournal.com (my naughty Author Blog/updated daily)