It probably won’t come as a surprise when I tell you I’ve been on a sex toys kick for the last week. In fact, on Friday I ordered two pairs of nipple jewelry from my “Laura’s Naughty Sex Shop” on this site. They’re both danglers (the one with pink hearts and the one with stars). I had wanted to buy nipple jewelry for my birthday last April, and even wrote about it on my blog back them. But for some reason I never got around to it. Well, now I have! And I can’t wait to see Wes’s face when he undresses me and finds jewelry dangling from my nipples.

What fun!

Okay, back to sex toys. One of my Twitter friends mentioned a “sybain” last week. I didn’t know what that was, so he told me to google it.

Before I go any further, yes, I’m having a blast on Twitter. Alex set up my Twitter account in October. But I’ve been so slammed, chatting with all my fans/readers at Facebook that I haven’t had the time to investigate Twitter until last Thursday night. And I love it! So if you’re on Twitter follow me. I’m “Sexwitch” there (http://twitter.com/sexwitch).

Okay, back to sex toys. Hey, not my fault if I’m easily distracted! Anyway, when I searched Google, I discovered there are all kinds of sybains on the market, ranging in price from several thousand dollars to less than $200.

Basically, a sybain is a seat similar to a saddle with a dick (dildo) attached. BUT this is no ordinary dildo. This is a motorized dick. It can vibrate. It can pump. It can move in circles and hit your g-spot with every stroke.

Alrightyyyyy!

You can see the appeal now. Yeah, just flip the switch, and let this baby do its thing. Yummmmy!

If it usually takes you a long time to reach a climax, you’ll go off much faster with a sybain. If you thought you were not a multi-orgasmic woman, think again. A sybain will definitely change that. Hey, all I had to do was look at some of these, and I almost climaxed. But then I’m highly suggestible. And visual. Oh, well…

Guess what? I was so impressed with sybains, I searched Amazon and found one at a fab price for my store. Yes, I did.

It’s called the “Premium Hitachi Wand System.” Here’s what the manufacture says about it:

The Love Seat is a cushion made from a soft hypoallergenic foam, fully machine washable, that will hold most wand massagers and let your hands be able to roam. Simply insert the massager through the hole, letting the head stick out, and get ready to ride. You will feel all the vibrations without having to hold the wand! This makes it great as you can use your hands to pleasure yourself in other areas or your partner. It can also be used while being intimate with your partner as you can straddle the cushion backwards for from behind positions. We highly recommend using the wand controller as it will give you easy access over the speed of the wand and will help to keep your hands free. Measurements: 14 inches in length and 8.5 inches in width. Comes with all items shown in picture.

If you’ve never seen a sybain before or if you think you’d like to try one, here’s the link to it in my store (http://www.laurastamps.com/shop/). It’s in the “Sex Toys & Kinky Stuff” section. You’ll find it on the third page of that section. Check it out.

More good news! This Hitachi sybain only costs $139.95. Great price for the dick of your dreams, dontcha think?

Oh, yeah. Ride ‘em, cowgirl, ride! *kinky grin*

xoxo
Laura Stamps
Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novelist
(Witches, Shapeshifters, Vampires)
To read excerpts from my novels:
http://www.LauraStamps.blogspot.com
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http://www.LauraStamps.com
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